| Show OUT OF THE P P TELB Tha echo ot a departed boom is the < dullest sound in the world Atlauts Constitution Out of a list of seventeen bachelors at B eydtone Dakota who three years ago resolved never to warry eleven are now married and two are soon to be OrcahE BeeWhen When asked if she considered Kansas City dull Patti exclaimed Oh no No place is dismal where the sun shines alit al-it does eKlnsas City Times If no unforseen delay occurs the newly elected Congressman from the Western District ought to be able to get to Washington in nine to vote for the adjournmeutProvidence Journal The stage outfit of a popular l local theatre includes a street scene 111W l his h-is represented a dime museum building The sign off the museum reads Dime Museum Admission 15 centsSt Paul Pioneer Press A citizen always believed to be a little near bought a horse and after a trial complained to the seller a neighbor that the animal sometimes overreached over-reached To which the other party responded Well they say the same of you Worcester Home Journal A Boston paper says Henceforth Boston wants no impudence from Chicago Chi-cago 9n the baseball question The big western village will be taught a lesson or two in the nationalgamethis summer Boston in her exultation over Kellvfor gets that the Chicago club is all Ivellvs Chicago Times The good order that now reigns in this city is truly wonderful The time was when there was scarcely a day or night passed in which an arrest or two wd not made Now things are so quiet that the ticking of the silent watches of the night is frequently heard Gainesville Fla Adiocate If it be true that death is areleas from earthly cares and an introduction into a condition of unending felicity it is the extreme of selfishness for relatives rela-tives to make the transformation an occasion of sorrow Let the erent be one of exhiiarating music hopeful suggestions sug-gestions and general satisfaction Chicago Chi-cago Times It is i stated on excellent authority that the president of one of our tiedup roads has instructed his agent that should any ot the strikers on his road be among his tenants and unable to pay therent to give them the occupation of the house until such time as they can pay This does not look like oppression Boston Traveler The wisdom of a man is but a small thing after all What does he know He cant tell why it was that he was created He cant tell why blood circu I lates and keeps up life He cant tell I why it is that he can moye his limbs when he wIshes to walk or to reach forth to grasp an object Ho cmt tall why he has a voice and can talk In fact he has so little knowledge that it scarcely amounts to anythingKauf man Texas Sun Senator Ward was walking up the street the other day and a gentleman met him and said How are you doctor Did you make tuat call at my louse About this time he perceived his mistake and was just about to apologize when the Senatorsaid Thats i1 right You hunt Dr UP r MurphY and beg his pardon Hes the man th twill I t-will U8k The Senator says he knows when any one call hm doctor that Dr Murphy is meaatSt Paul Pioneer Press Acologies are not so common as formerly for-merly They are very seldom in place an old statement about them will bear repetition A sermon both short and good is perfect and needs no apologyA short poor sermon has an apology for its oorness its brevity Hong good sermon has an apology for us length in goodness But a long poor sermon admits of no apology and the attempt to make one makes it both longer and poorer Therefore proceed to bunacsi vthout apologj LYifcfiem Adiucate A loquacious little fellow who resides in this city rather unceremoniously removed the veil from the Recji cv that I surrounds the missives of St dentine i r Tne young gentleman who is credited I with a regard for that little fellows I sIster and whose regard is not unrecip roasted called the other evening and J meeting the little boy very naturally inquired Johnny did you get a val I entmeT No I didnt and you wouldI nt either if Sarah hadnt stole the money out 0 > my bank to buy one for youBoston budget = J |
