Show BAD BAD WILL WILLBE NEVER NEVER BE BEHe HOODOO AGAIN He Loses Lose His Silly Little Brass Brass- Head Because He Has HasI I Been Naughty CUT CUTI SCREAMS AS HES HE'S I And And- A His Is La Last Act of Misconduct Brings Death to Mistress r Harriet Quimby This Is the truo true stor story of or vho s-ho was taken as a a. talisman lJ b by Har liar Harriet Harriot riot riet Quimby thc she flew Clew across the British channel It deals dals with th the tho manner in which he has misbehaved I ever e since He Ho was tried in in the court of or commerce sentenced to death and punished b bv by having his foolish little lead head cut off oct And after his eXl execution he le ie exorcised exercised his most malign influence For she who hind had owned him and whose fortunes he had thwarted met death soon EOOn after utter she sho had decreed his decapItation decap decap- Hatlon when she was hurled from a reeling aeroplane Int Into tho the half bare flats fiats of Boston bu buy bay Gane ha who was fa fashioned of hardened hardened hard hard- ened enell brass braes centuries ago aso in India and who should have learned to behave b by this time acted In the mo most t outrageous outrageous out out- manner Ia says tho the New ew York World orld You would scarcely believe ve 1 Sll t I unless you wera to see sea eo It In print Just Justus Justas us ns it Is Js Then of oC course you would know It Jt must be true If It however you ou fire are the tho kind of oC person who walks under under un un- der a ladder unheeding and sleeps blissfully blissfully bliss bliss- fully Sully in room 13 without oven even sC saying oh shucks theres there's nothing In It In It In other words It If you ou have become ad advanced dont don't rend read another line was was wag lying in a It heap of Idol Idols a which hat hall blou brought ht their owners ba bad d luck when s Quimby first saw himie him ie c gazed at her most pleadingly I an anSite and Site she rescued him The time of ot tho their II r meeting was wan an tin art oliday ollda in the city room of oC the tho London Dally Daily Mirror tho the occasion was the tho public burning o of or f all l the evil c tallymen sent pent ent for Cor Ion icon Und nc seen n Tos eil Into Flame Before Miss Qu Quimby mb could rescue him tossed hint him Int Into a fire which was lS to con consume ume him heart was r as of oC stout brass and though plough h h he heated heated heat heat- ed d up tip he would not melt Miss Quim l by v cooled his scorched hide tilde and I adopted adopt adopt- ed him You Yot would think h he would Mould b be bc grateful but was vas not not not-not not a tilt bit He lie hl had been In the pocket of or a French al tol who lied had met with a an n but Miss ss t Quimby decided t to take him on the channel flight Then The n lie began his lils misbehavior lor nr An aviator 3 to whom Miss 1188 r Imparted the secret of oC her coining fU flight ht broke his promise and took a woman woma n cr on oil a R cross-channel cross flight r robbing bing her of oC the honor of or being heln- thi tho o first woman to make the Journey Journey- In Inan n an aeroplane Of at course Miss loss lIs was the first to fly fh a n machine across Tout but ut the thc other honor should have ha been beer lIen hers Contract Then a man a great friend with wit I whom hom she made a verbal contract fo for Cor r 1 for the channel flight light repudiated repudiated the thc contract when the trio flight was wa s made disgust In over o the outcome of or vaunt vaunted ed d British honesty honest which was dinned d l Into her hel ears Miss MIs Quimby came home horn to New York unsuspected d came too 1 i In five e years cars Miss had no not t ad to sec her law lawyer el t ten n tithes lime I Ii In I the past two months since h a came came she has lias ha had to consult her Iles at torney twenty seven always s about financial matters rind and bleach breaches 0 of or t trust It was as only the tho other da day she sh began hega n t to o suspect Gar Gan ha Her Hep suspicions suspicion ns s were cre verified and at first Miss lIss Quim l 1 by y Just spanked him hint and set him Mi out t ns RS a paper weight weight weight-a a most ing n thing to do when one considers consider s his Is ancient lineage Then she tried to break off art ono one o of ot t his lies hands but hammered red In vain aln A A- Anan nan tan of oC even Iron could not have lIa stood d tho strain but your our true truO aristocrat rat it II Is 1 ot life lite and ont only blinked a little 1 w when l n It was all over p How to 0 Ex a a Purple Then she sentenced him to death i Very cr good but 1 how ou should one kill 1 Obviously he could not 1 bo 0 elec nor nOI hanged ed nor polson no nor r shot hot solid brass for tor his misbehaved ed d ul was as as 0 of or f hIs There head remained ren one thing Oft Off with wit Ii Again how told ui her Mss Miss SS y troubles to a reporter ir 11 Hp o af lad had an Idea In the lice cn engraving of oC the roo room ni World orld are some nm fine sharp circular cir clr cular saws tho the l kind that thal go o z h-z z b zin It l was a sure thing that soul could could d survive Never stand up P against t on one of oC them an and d Preparations for the rc legal al Acut execution on n were ere soon lioon rend ready The reporter exam a as carefully as any an- executioner exe ere sai tiro i He might feel the neck of oC a 1 Jc was an eyrie enle looking litti C Just to him keep on a a at t would give he one the solemn elephant head 8 Hl s manikin bod body two of the surmounted a legs the third very conveniently tuck c out ot f Iris elbow He al also o had nil all or of them bus three arm a s busy and a very tat fat little tummy o Unlike Buddha who sits and brood over the S craw l crawling nJ earth earth Ganesh showed a Jhel a disposition 11 One ban ha d held an ax Lx the tha hook and third tic tho o n. n atoned atone or a ball ball p perhaps mud The Tree flee foot o or f looked tu as It If I It t I mf might ht kick Idel out from tho the shoulder a aan at atan t an any a minute Considering tho the elephant head heRd and the ax with which to cut cul himself tho the hook to give sl himself the tho mud to BlIns slin g and tile the foot toot to oust the tho contested delegates dole dele gates ho hI would have hat made a n hit as a n White lope 1 was moved 0 to the circular saw aw and the back of or his neck shoved shove l l against the whirling t teeth eth It tt would i bo be anI only a moment before death A littie lit little tip tie shove more and B zIng zing B-zing zing gur-zing tim the e 1 saw a would be cutting his head hend oft off Up Lp against the tito sharp teeth ho he wn was a held heill but only an Instant The saw fill was not cut cutting tins with a n whine It com com- of at Its Hi task was no not nOl t willing to die I guess I ought to give Jhc him another chance said sald Miss Quimby 11 kind of ot brass Is this de di demanded tho the operator of at the time saw aw Its very ancient said Miss Mies Quimby Half Hale way through hi his nock neck on another saw tills this time became be- be camo came vcr very hot Tho saw sat shrieked shrieked-or shrieked or It ma may have been and and stopped d 1 again And Anil so it went until at last with the aid of or oil and now new saws tile the head of or flew Jew off or Hos dead said Miss Quimby solemnly Now Ill I'll put Lila his ht head ad on andl and use him for tor a n paper weight weight and tl l c e minute he hc misbehaves e Ill I'll take talce his head hea d awn away from tram him Thus Is 18 today today headless headless You t t who ho believe in thirteen and tho the rest kindly imagine a patient oo centuries semi cell I turiN ago toiling tolling for months fashionIng fashion fashion- In Ant Ing from Cram a shunk of at brass and flattening himself in tho the dust beCore bo bo- fore Core It H. t. t Perhaps remembers s lt It also and perhaps not Its It's terribly hard to remember when you OU lose 1080 your you our head But not to continue In evil Toda Today Today To To- da day while Miss Quimby neck fleck fractured frac frac- I life liCe instantly taken t leen Is la mourned mourns el b by man many those who know tho tiro history o of the tho little idol shun its UN presence Some da day a a. rabid curiosity seeker willgot will willgot I got bot hm Then who Then who SZ knows I I |