Show THE DAYS DAY'S GOOD L' L I Were ere Not on Ills JUs List t. t THE HE aate He Rev Horatio Stebbins ofSan of ot ofSan San Francisco was a man of ot large mind and noble powers vers but butI butmore butmore I more familiar with the world of oC Intellectual intellectual intellectual intel intel- and scholastic Interests than with trivial and Ind Ume things says sars the the Cleveland Leader His h household hold was blessed with a ac c charm ins daughter ht who grew up tall taU talland talland and beautiful commanding the admiration ad ad- of all who saw her hel One d day dayn y n Ii a visitor said to the good doctor Doctor your yom daughter grows more charming day b by day day- Why h she's a a. re regular ular Gib Gibson on girl Ah thank you ou thank you rou replied re replied replied re- re plied the doctor iii lit his h best manner When hon the visitor r. r had gone turning to his w wife Ife th the doctor asked My dear who are the Gibsons A Wisp is A AN Irishman ha had recel received ed a n. Job as brakeman on a a railroad i in a mountainous section of f Pennsylvania and was to tobe to be p paid id 0 acer ascertain tain n amount a amile mile us as as w wages On n ont on one of the freight trips the en- en r r I lost st st. c control of his train and at ata ata a n dangerous rate atc It went spee speeding down the sleep steep gradients Suddenly the cOn conductor say his companion companion com com- panion ni who who- ho u. u had been en clinging to tho the running board for dear life make a i move o as though to rise and fearful tearful that he intended t to jump the conductor conductor tor yelled Dont jump You'll be J The rhe greenhorn shouted back Ando An do you think fool Cool enough to Jump Olm making mOneY money as ns fast as Ol Oi am arh no Ideas now Ideas He's Hes lIc Sti Still l Running A GE GENTLEMAN TIE In Ina a a Manchester restaurant the other day thought i he would have a n joke with the waiter and asked him if It he had hod ever cyer seen a sausage roll iSa Say Say said saM the waiter I 1 have not only seen a D. sausage roll but I have cn a biscuit box a table spoon a n chimney t s sweep weep cep a chain link a nosegay nosegay nose nose- ga gay a ti camera slide a a. garden fence tenee a as as s s Lord fish a wall flower but when he got to a fire I e escape tho the gentleman gentleman gentle gentle- man thought It was as high time for him to c escape cape tug too As ho he h went nt the waiter walter went with him saying A trap trap- t turn rn a cakewalk cake cako cakewalk J walk a 0 a mo mountain climb cUmb a sk sky lark lurk a I honc honey comb a n IJ lf crown n But by this time the gentleman joker wa was wag half haIr way WOly down the tho street Ina in ina ina a dazed COl condition London London Ideas Why 11 Not ec I T SH SHALL discharge our butler 1 said Mr Ml 1 hats the tr trouble 1 Ho Ito doesn't show me proper defer deter ence When I am nm paying paying- a man liberally liberally lib lIb- I consider It his duty dutto to lau laugh h at atm i m my jolce Joke f And nd wont won't ho he I dont don't think he can Hes He's an English English Eng Eng- 1 lish butler When h hen n In a spirit spIra of or gentle and condescending o I said to him Hawkins can you ou tell me which came first U the r chicken or Ole the egg ho said Which did you order first fir Washington Star tar y |