Show 5 of The Conquests Conques s 0 Of f Con Constance s tan c e The SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT dT THE HOTEL RICH RIOH Spendthrift Spend Sped By A Alma lma Woodward thrift 4 1 JI ii Copyright nl I 1312 1912 by The Press r D Co The h New York World I surveyed the mass of ot C CONSTANCE florid fanning humanity in the tho lobby obb and sighted sighed d Ever Every one of or orI I them dresses was I made on monthly Installment sowing machines an themon's themen's the tho thomen's mens men's rags was or ordered ordered ordered or- or I dered from mall mail ord ord orde or- or d de a e r catalogues she said wearn wearily H II How o 0 w do you know I n. n asked ked Well Noll oll In tho the first place I cn tell made home spasms in dressmaking tho minute I lay Jay m my eye eye- upon em em an ill III tho the machines in the middle west is s bought installment That's for reI the women omen An you OU know yourself that ou rou c could uld never get ct them thorn careless lIt lIt- lo 10 pannier effects In the back of the thenon's thenon's non's coats from rout a a. catalogue what lell tells perfect fits tits or money ree- ree Where do they come from Tho They lont look like New Yorkers Yorkus Constance e eyed ell me w with hauteur Say are vou you trying to insult Insult this jurg K New Yorkers Dont Don't n t you s pose very very verv one of them people has been Iowa lown to the A this morning ed you 1 0 ever er find a New Now Yorker anything an as risky as that No Those e are Convention drippings Hur Sure An they all aU got ot prize pack- pack go e grouches louch s too Y Ysee see theres there's two rinds First F the tile people that was so 50 tarried m marl mad ul at the way things 8 went In Mileage that they come to New York cr ct spite an an second them that couldn't yet ret hotel accommodations in Baltimore i nd nil was waa BOUND they tey was going oln to stop n a hotel with Ice water fore he hey went home to Davenport Da Iowa So Soo o ou ICI o i cant can't blame em em for being touch touchy iut gee Its It's awful hard on u us Do blow they I inquired Inq Do T the Phone Maids Maid's tone was waa nit litter er I 1 I should guess yes Why the tho irl 11 I at tho newsstand ha leas sold nold two eH a gum sum an nn a a. bunch aa stor- stor len leathis this morning Yes Tea the they blow V Just bout hout an as wild as the tho feller reller who's nc next n m n the tIe list 1st And nd lie be he 18 Is I Rot got out wy Buy pencil ti Willing Little Spendthrift sup PUP Ille Constance n el An An he had tho the molt game It would a n lasted nueh nuch l longer honger with a kid that wasn't s slick UC 4 as is as n ale Go on op W Well h he b. b 9 of ot thein t tender Crider the fight you Ill lI I t O Oh t k manner manners n Ti It matlo a a whit ir The Tle first Jr t night we went out to J 2 h liet ho lie t leaned the table an said Its too bad you picked such a piker as me you oughter have a millionaire An AnI I J thought he lie was grand to sa say that an anId anId Id I'd a l been leen cen perfectly willing to eat baked beans fer him Then after atter that when wed we'd ego aeo something real flashy on the of ot tare faro like lice canvasback or terrapin hed he'd say Things like this made a feller reller like me want to steal sos so's he lie can eln give ghe his girl the best Oh Im I'm a cheap sweetheart An then Id I'd spend I the next half hour when I could a abeen J. J peen been een feeding telling tolling him ho how elegant II an an nn generous ho he was See I I see seo I replied quickly y fearing shed she'd decide to stop 1 Then he got a habit of leading me I up to jewelry store windows an show- show I ing ng me the cra cracked kc d Ice An hed he'd say That's ats what Id I'd LIKE to buy you earling oar ear 1 ling Ing but also atso them things s arc re not nt fer a II man JOlln with my income An n all that sob Hob stuff sturn I Well ell It made me feel awful bad but after a while It got on In my nerves ner f something fierce He killed his hits own game ame b by pushing It too far so I 1 canned cannell him Gee I shiver cr every time timo I J think how near I come conic to taking him himan himin au an in 1 his Is fifteen a week How did you OU give o I him the shake Her Het methods moth methods amused me me and I was ewer eager er for new ones fOh Olt I said Beat neat it It kid you OU dont don't wear the tho right l kind a sulphur an an you'll never lI light ht Beat Dent It IU An ho took ook his hard luck stuff and went to Yonkers with It ti |