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Show 10B Thursday, March THE GREEN SHEET 19, 1987 I Never Wanted To Be A Meter Maid, Among Other Things Every now and again I date my list of professions glad avoided. up- Im animosity toward the person who was responsible for your having to pay it always refusing to admit that the true fault was your own. But now a parking ticket is a major source of consternation. No matter how well things are going in your life, you can't shrug oil $7. ; 1 far. I've never felt compelled to put the one I chose at the top of the list. But. who knows. It could hap- So pen. There are a host of jobs on the I'm Glad I Avoided That One list. Right up near the top is meter maid. Im simply too softhearted to be a meter maid. I cant stand the thought of someone hating me. And everyone hates meter maids. For example, one day one of our actors, in a fit of frustration, yelled out the door to a passing meter maid. Meter maids eat their young. No one disagreed. Actually, meter maid is a misnomer. I've seen several members of the opposite sex at the wheel of those little vehicles they drive around in pursuit of violators. Im sure they have a real title, but everyone I know simply calls them meter maids. When it as a mere $2. one could atford to take a chance. You could shrug it oil and not feel too much d frustrations. Say you have to run an errand. There wont be any place to park (legally) within two blocks of where you need to be. Or if there is one, all you'll have in your purse is paper money, or pennies. The moment you give in to temptation. there will be a meter maid poised to give you your just reward. Upon returning from your errand, you'll discover that you can't carry the itemi si you picked up from the parking terrace to the office, so you pull up in the red zone and run it in. "Scotch blessing." you dare to try to defend yourself, count on a ticket. Meter maids are also the bane of downtown commuters. 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IL island U Fantasy Off UJ Boomerang Brady Bunch 5:00 by Betty Condie t E I President The job of parenting, like child, grows. We can help If Still, there are times when you have to take a chance as you battle the probh m.s o! parking downtown. Parking simply is at a premium. the moment the flag comes up. Just last week I saw a meter with under a minute on it and the meter maid had already headed down the street. She had, however, nabbed the car on either side of that one. Meter maids are kind of like postmen. They make their rounds Like The Child, Parenting Job Grows You may not get a ticket, but meter maids have acid tongues for lashing. They give new meaning to the term Alichelc Bartmess dont think they were quite the objects of hate they are now until Salt Lake raised the price ol a parking ticket to $7. I maids Salt Lake City has, but I know they make the rounds on our street with amazing frequency. Im pretty sure they earn their keep, judging from the number of vehicles I see ticketed. There is no truth to the rumor, however, that they wait to pounce is paid for by my employer. But that doesnt excuse me from parking-relate- Im fortunate, mine 0 0 0 |