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Show "Thai Blsssed Baby." The power of infantile humanity mascu-liLe mascu-liLe or feminine in controlling creation is beyond dispute. Everybody knows that theladies married ones, of course control their lords; and the babies control the ladies, and tbty who do not know this have something yet to learn. But, we were somewhat iitoniohcd to find the babies operative in so important import-ant a matter as woman suffrage. San Francisco had a woman'! rights convention con-vention a few days ago, at which nearly everybody seemed unappreciative of the situation, and the Presidentess, a Mrs. Eager, found herself suddenly impelled to resign her position thus : When the committees were in process pro-cess of organization, the delegates could hoar an occasional cry from a baby in one of tho auto rooms, and it was noticed that at every cry the youn" President seemed uneasy, and looked anxiously in tho direction of the door of the ante-room. The crying continued con-tinued and the mother prevailed over the parliamentarian. Mrs. Eager said : "Ladies, I must beg leave to retire a few minutes, and while I am absent Mrs. Roberts will act as vour President, and the report of the Committee on Credentials will be read." She then left the rostrum, hastened into the ante-room, and that baby ceased crying cry-ing in less than u minute. Everybody noticed liow ijuickly the little creature -fub'ided. Mrs. Eager did not come back as soon us was expected and there wis a procession of ladies to Llie unt c-room. c-room. On retmniri'- one of tlicm staled that Mrs. Jviiror would be obliged ob-liged to re.-ign her po-ition an J'rirtidi nt on nrroiiht of pro-sin' dome-fir )u-'i';s. )u-'i';s. Mi... Selieiiek w a . I hereupon olerliid i.i fill llie aoancy. |