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Show Her Natural Protector. "O Clara, we had a dreadful scars this morning, a burglar aeare!" said Mrs Fink. "There was a frightful noise about two o'clock, and I got up I turned on the light and looked down to Me a man's legs sticking out from under tho bed " "Mercy, how dreadful! The burg lar V "No. my dear, my husband's. H had heard the noise, too" Youth'i Companion. Unappreclatlvt. "Ha"' mused Noah, aa be looked upon the flood from one of the win dows of the Ark. "the folks who Jeered t me for building this vessel, laugh ed at me w hen I told them It was tb original water wagon, but they would have fared better had they appreciated m time the dry wit of my little loke" Equivocal. "What's In that report about private itlll In the mountains near youi place T" "Oh. that's all moonshine " Paradoxical Politics. "There Is one odd thing about the Eng!lb candidates for pw!!mnt." What M thatr "They stand for a seat-It seat-It Use. "Has that prison a laundry" "Certainly. Don't tbey have to wuS and Iron the convicts?" F' live re kidney tmoMn, BotLfBf ll ai la reiUI si Ctrfii law. The msn who hesitates may win b watching others lose. Never exaggerate your faults; youi frieoJs will attend to tLat |