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Show A fiteutl lu need will keep you broke. -Thllnilelphia Keeoril. M Mr. liiukpato Tart my hair In the H middle, please" The Ikirlicr "Hut H there Is an odd number, sir." Clove- H Lender. "And ,ou have no complaint to make H nbout the Hut?" "Sine, Hi' Hat's so H small It ain't 100111 for n complaint." H 'I he Japanese joxli jiu jitmi H Is 11 teiiili'.c thuu if it gitsil. nil'ic up 111 the nlr lleforc ) oil know vvline H You'ie nt n In 11 the awful thing hilsii, H New York Mail, H Miss Ann Tec k "It looks like a idea H pun of, but does it svvcur?" Dealer dbIW "No, ma'am but that'll bo i as) enough. H He'll be quick to liarn."-Thlladelphhi H Tow ne "'the weather seems lo be H clem lug up. Tin sorry I took this tini- H hrella to day." Hrowne "Yes, the slu H Is all the greater when )ou steal some- H thing )ou don't really need." Thllc H In H Cu man tin fiotit of the mirror) "I H don't know whether to vvenr a white H necktie or n black one this evening. H What Is good form for n man over six- B I)?" Mrs. (ia) man "Chloroform." M Chicago Tribune, H New ltoardci "The dealers say the M high price or eggs Is caused by their M st melt) " ltrgiilar Hoarder "That'll H do to tell. '1 ho scarcity nf eggs nt this H hn'shci) Is causetl li) their high price." M Chli ago Tribune. M "Wb) are ) 011 so Irritated, old chap' M "Can't help It. My wife Just brought H some friends lu In see tho 'cozy cor H tier Said it was a great plucu for H meie trifles." "What of that'" "Well, H 1 was sitting In II " Chicago News. H We'ic living in an age of duuht, Anil, if for wtw nr vteid, N mine with simple f.iitli wn put H Dm sliriultlers to the wheel. Hut in (lies luphbanto tU)s We ton nt Hist lielp ton slow; We all tiHwl iiinleiiieith lo liml tH lust wh) it doesn't g". H Unite H The llev. Dr. Toitrllily "1 I H Hiother llnnlest), you nre not I.. B uietl vvllli anthiopoiiiorphlain." 1) H ton Hardest)' (wondering where he lit BBl heard dial word lieforei "Well, souit. H times I think I am, nud limn, again, I H ilon'l kuow When )ou'vo had tho HBl gilp trtiisl and hard It always leaves n HBl lot or aihes nnd unpleasant feelings H jou don't get over for a long lime I H know thai." Chicago Tribune, H |