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Show COMPLAINT8 MANY AND VARIED. Complete Harmony Had to Obtain In Organizations. "All clubs," said tho secretary, "keep complaint books, and some of tho complaints com-plaints set down in them aro tunny. In our book yesterday a member complained com-plained 'that the hot water was always al-ways cold, and moreover, thero never was any.' "A novelist last weok had tho nerve to complain that bis last new novel hadn't been added to tho club library. "Young swells Borne times complain about tho club wines and cigarettes and cigars la order to introduce brands that they aro touting for on tbo sly. "Sometimes anonymous scandal soils tho complaint book's pages. Thus, last year, appeared this entry about a very popular member: "MaJ. Hawkins is flirting with too many of our wives. Dy tho way, he still owes that tenner he knows to whom.' " |