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Show B - " "'' ! i 1 t ' ' H'i A QUESTION. HI What's that H ' 1 can't talk says the Supe. m I can't eat, unless H I do it on Q. T. and u Because I'm H f A Street Car Man it H Becomes H Necessary for yi Me to change my make-up every time I take a 1 child-sized portion of Bock, f And say, the only place 1 I can ride outside H Is the water wagon, and H 1 get an idea that it H H Up ti me to let a few H Thinks glint through H My cupalo, I'm liable to be H Put on the Extra list for H Criminal neglect, and Hf This is a swell job I've got. I K? Wouldn't Hj Part with it for anything, unless D j Induced to do so by someone HI Who doesn't realize HI What a snap I have and Hi What luxury I'm living K H I tell you, there's nothing like H It Why you can't HB Imagine the joy of a Utah Brj Sunrise unless you 1 Get up B i At live g. m. and you H , Foolish people E Have an erroneous B Idea of necessary sleep f If you think you ought H To go to bed before H Midnight, because H You lose a lot of time when H j1- You might be working or Hi Riding free like I do. If l H. Really don't care to eat H ' Or sleep, H Or walk or ride, H , Or think, or move, or smoke, H Or drink, or see, or feel H ' Or hear, or live, SBut One thing I'm anxious To know, and that Is, please .r Mr. Superintendent, Can I breathe? T. G. |