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Show ' ' ' '' . - J SmijW ; t r"- - "-- : i COULDNT MILK BICYCLE "Don't you want to buy a bicycle t ride around your farm n?" usked thej -- hardware clerk, as he wrapped up th; j nails. "They're cheap now. I can let, you have a first-clas- s on for $357" j y "I'd rather put $35 In a cow," re-- j. ; piled the runner. i "But think," persisted the clerk,! V "how foolish you'd look riding around! : i ' on u cow." "Oli, I don't know," said the farmer,' stroking his chin; "no more foolish, I guess, than I would mllkin' a bicycle." r ; Fruit Dispatch. , i t A Martyr. "What's become of, Rantlngton- - Roarer, the eminent tragedlnn?" ' s "He's playing small parts in the, movies." ' x. ' "lie used to say he'd starve before1 be'd prostitute his talents on the-- ! screen." ... "Maybe he did. He was considerably i underweight when he signed up."- - i 1 . A GOOD AUTHORITY "Jack may escape after all. The young widow says he is clever but' Impossible." "If the young widow has found him Impossible he must be clever." : A Modern Romance. They went to chool together, They grew up aide by side, But he never knew he loved her Till her rich uncle died. Once He Was. Mrs.. Peek To think that I once con-sidered you a hero I Bah 1 Henry (her husband) I suppose" the thought struck you on the evening" I performed the death-defyin- g aneV foolhardy fent of proposing marriage ro you. Wow! Rorlclgh (at 11 :40 p. in.) I love-tha- t dreamy look In your eyes. I have never seen It In any other girl's. x Miss Bright (stifling a yawn) Per-haps you don't stay as late with them-es you do here. Irish Independent. No Relief. "Whut Is the matter with your car?" "I dunno. Knglne trouble." "What have you done?" "1 took it to a drug store. But they didn't seem to be able to diagnose the case." ! 9 , Wind and String. "Peck Is a great fellow for blowing: his own hora in public." "Well, poor man, I suppose It's a change for him from playing second nddle at home." A Possible Patriot . "What's the mutter with this man?" "Well, what's the matter?" "He reduced the prlie of something: because he heard the governwn wanted It." HELPLESS Her Mother: I saw you and Jack Hugglns kissing last evening and I didn't hear you call for help, either. Miss Pfllppe: It waan't necessary, mother. He didn't resist I particle. An Optimist. How doth the Utile busy bee Improve the panning hours In gthTlng up the sweeti of life And dodging all the sours. Rett for an Anarchist, Doctor Von must take a complete ret? By the way, what's your occupa-tion? I'nt lent I'm an anarchist. Doctor Well, don't throw any more bombs for a month at least. London Tit-Bit- Waiting. "Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." "But you were not born great or will you work to achieve greatness?" "Well, I've still got one chance In lhrw, haven'i I?" And Consultations Are Frequent. Marks My wife always consul's me about every article of attire she buys shoes, gloves, everything. Talks My wife does too; Hint is, she asks me for the money. IheMCzIW (, tru, by Wwtern Newspaper Unluo.) Go to It! Even an electric button won't accomplish anything unless tt It pushed. When men and women have ' their ideals and work In common t. world will be helped along with some-thing like electric speed. VARIETY FOR YOUR TAFLE The greatest help In avoiding mono-tony in menus is the weekly planning ahead of the meals. An occa-sional meal may be left blank and filled in with such leftovers as are found avail-able. The kind of food we serve depends upon the kind of people we are to serve. A child needs plain, wholesome food, as do hungry men. Wfien one has a heavy main dish, a light dessert should fol-low, and when serving a light main dish, a hearty dessert. Fats in meats need acid fruits and tart flavors to cut them and make them both appetizing and digestible. During the heated term the meat dishes should be cut down. Nitrog-enous foods have a process of putre-faction whUh is peculiar to that food. By this decomposition are formed, which are more or less pol-souo- Vegetable foods may ferment and cause irritation, but with animal foods, as well as the protein vegetable foods like peas end beans, these poi-sons often cause autointoxication. The vast majority who suffer In thts way are overeaters. Going without a meal once or twice a week, or fasting a day, would Improve the health of two-thir-of the overfnt and The Individual who cannot say "no" to his appetite, "for his stomach's sake," will not stand very firm on higher demands. In dishes requiring milk, the overfed should use skim milk." This will make a very acceptable soup ; rice and tapl oca may be cooked In skim milk ; chick-en and ham, which Is such a favorite dish baked In milk. The skim milk may be used, at much less expense. Veal en Casserole. Cut the veal In ervlngslzed pieces, roll In seasoned flour and brown In a little fat. Have the casserole hot, add the meat with a chopped gran pepper and one small onion, also chopped. Add a little hot water, cover and cook slowly for three hours. Add seasonings when the dish Is half-cooke- d. An old fowl, squirrel or rabbit may be made Into a most tasty dish by this long slow-cookin- Forenoon and afternoon and night, forenoon and afternoon and' night and what Th empty Bong-- repeats Itself no more; yea. that la life. Make this forenoon sublime, this aft-ernoon a pialm, thla night a prayer And time is conquered and thy crowa la won." SOMETHING TO EAT Tuna fish has been called the tut key of the sea. The following dish Is 1 California Chicken Pie. Take a large can of tuna, two carrots diced, two medium-size- d potatoes diced, one medium-size- d onion chopped, one cupful green peas, one table-spoonf-of butter, two tablespoonfuls of flour. one cupful of milk, one teuspoonful of salt, one-fourt- h of a teaspoonfu) of pepper, and paprika. Boil the car-rots and potatoes, onions and peas together until tender in a small amount of water, salted. Make a white sauce, melting the butter, add-ing the flour, and, when smooth, the milk and seasoning. When well-cook-remove from the beet.' Line a baking dish with plain pastry, fill with the vegetables In layers, cover with a layer of fish; repeat until all are used. Cover with a ctust In which vent boles are placed and bake until the crust Is brown. Date Crumbles. Beat two eggs, add one cupful of sugar, two tenspoonfuls of baking powder and one tablespoon-fu- l of flour, one cupfnl each of chopped walnuts and dates. Mix all together and spread on two greased pie tins. Bake In a slow oven three-quarte- rs of ad hear; CrcmfMc ad serve In tall glasses mixed with whipped cream lightly sweetened and flavored. Rhubarb de Luxe. --Take four cup-ful- s of rhubarb cut In small pieces, ,two cupfuls of granulated sugar, one-ha- lf teaspoonful of mace, one-fourt- h tenspoonful cinnamon, twelve whole cloves, one large orange. Place the higredlents all together In a greased casserole, adding the rind from the orange as well as the pulp and Juice. Cover and bake until the rhubarb Is tender. If very Juicy, uncover dur-ing the last 15 minutes of baking. Fruit Cream. Beat one eg;, one-hal-f glass of Jelly and two tablespoon fuls of sugar until It is stiff enough to stand. Srve In sherbet cups topped with a spjonful of sweetened and fla-vored cream, whipped until stiff. Horseradish Sauce. Mix one-fourt-of a cupful of grated horseradish wlt!i one-fourt- of a teaspoonful of s;i!t, moisten with vinegar and stir Into the mixture one beaten ckk. A11 one cup. ful of thin white siuice, heat, beating well with a Dover beater. Serve with venl or any delicate flavored meat. Whipped cream may be used In plnce of the white sauce If It Is at hnnd making a richer, more dainty sauce. No; Bielaski Did Not Kidnap Himself f - A It looks very much M If A. Bruce Bielaskl's place on the first page is a thing of the past unless something new bobs up In the famous case In which the former American Depart-ment of Justice official was accused by Mexico of kidnaping himself. Any-way, advices from Cuernavaca, Mex-Ic- o, are to the effect that he was for-mally absolved of all guilt In the re-cent kidnaping episode In which he was the central figure, when Judge Qulros, who has been conducting the examination Into the Incident, Issued full clearance papers this afternoon. The casewaa formally closed after Mr. Blelnskl offered to give complete testimony concerning his kidnnplng and the judge expressed himself sat-isfied that Bielaski was Innocent of the charge of At the personal request of Judge Qulros, Mr. Bielaski promised to re-main in Cuernavaca for several days more In order to clear up points In connection with the testimony. Francisco Montes ?e Oca, arrested on the charge of complicity In the kidnaping, and Colonel radllla, who was taken Into custody for calling off the pursuit of the kidnaping party, were still under arrest. 1 The Bingham News Entered as second-clan- s matter at the postoftlce at Bingham Canyon, Utah, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Price $2.00 per year, in advance , A Weekly Newspaper devoted exclusively to the interests of the Bingham District and its people. Published every Saturday at Bingham Canyon, Utah George Reynolds, Editor Clark and Reynolds, Publishers. Bourgard Building, Main St. ' Bingham Phone 91 f"-- rmmmmmmmm:m"mrmn Cow and Calf Go on i Wild Spree Together I Panvlila, Va. How a cow and j I a calf which had drunk a mix- - J turt of water and moonshine i ; liquor Invaded th dining-roo- J of Herbert Dillard, ton of Judge , I I ; Peter Dillard of Rocky Mounts J J Is contained In advicea reaching I here from that point. J Law enforcement officers i I poured out into the street gut- - t J 1 ter 500 gallons of liquor seized I In a raid. Liquor and water to-- ' gether ran down the street past J a lawn where the cow and calf i were grazing. Both animals drank and, according to on look- - i ers. quickly showed the effects by unusual antics, especially the i i calf, which became playful. , ! The cow charged a tree with I I lowered horns, then, followed by the calf, entered the porch of J I the Dillard home, plunging - through a screen door Into the j dining-room- . Seeing Itself re-- i I fleeted In a mirror the cow J charged It, destroying a piece of i I furniture which contained crock- - J ! ery, nearly all of which was i broken. J The vow and calf were driven l i out of the room and were later j seen lying down under the shade J of some trees not far away. i .................J Louis II, Sovereign Prince of Monaco Loula II, Sovereign Prince of Mon-aco, who has just succeeded to the throne of that diminutive country, through the death In Paris of his fa-ther, the late Prince Albert, had a nar-row escape ten years ago from losing his Inheritance, whon an attempt was made to change the succession, to his detriment, as the result of an Intrigue engineered by the then kaiser, In favor of the German cavalry general and semi-roy- Duke of Urach. The con-spiracy ailed. largely due to the watchfulness of the French govern-ment, which made It clear that under no circumstances would it tolerate any German ofllcer or prince on the throne of Monaco, which Is an enclave of France. France holds Prince Louis, now In his fifty-secon- d years In high regard for his fine military record of service under her Aug for the last thirty years or more. At the time when his father i W' . I I TV j summoned him to Paris, to be with him during the operation which was to prove fatal, he was serving on the staff of the French commander of the entente troops stationed In Silesia, for the purpose of preserving the peace between the Poles and the Germans, with the rank of brigadier general. But It was as a cavalry officer that he had won the warm appreciation f France during the grent war, and likewise In various military operation! In northern Africa, which were necessary to bring the sultanates of Morocco and Tunis under the domination of France and to preserve order among the turbulent border tribes of southern Algeria. FAINTS AT MEETING V "DEAD" HUSBAND Dramatic Scene When Woman, Remarried, Meets Man Sup-posed Killed in War. Staunton, Mass. Mrs. Mary Etta Cleary Leonard-Chartle- r, thirty-si- x and pretty, supposed war widow, bride of two months, was strolling along the street on the arm of Victor F. Chartler of Jewett, Conn., her new husbnnd, when she suddenly stood rigid In her tracks. Then with a glad cry of "my husband," she broke from Chartler's arm rushed up on Edgar Nelson Leonard, discharged soldier, showered him with kisses, then fell In a faint at his feet. This dramatic denouement of a war-time marital mlxup will have Its se-quel here when Mrs. Leonard-Chartle- r will appear In First District court on the arm of husband No. 1 to answer to a charge of bigamy brought by hus-band No. 2. Mrs. Leonard-Chartle- r, deliriously happy at being reunited with the hus-band she supposed resting beneath a Showrd Him With Kisses. white cross in the American cemetery at Itomagne, France, readily adm'ta that she has two husbands, but hopes the cqjirt can find some way out of her difficulty. Since the moment she came upon ber first husband, with whom she lived happily for 12 yesre before she tearfully saw him oil for France, she bss refused to see Victor Chartler and has taken up her residence In the home of Leonard's mother. Chartler says his supposed wife told him frank-ly that she loved Leonard best and would live with him. He visited the District court clerk and swore to a warrant, which was served on Mrs. Leonard-Chartle- r. IRELAND'S UNREST The last words of llficruu Collins, the Irish patroit were "Forgive them" after being shot - down from an ambush. At his funeral on Monday he was eulog-ized in the following terms by the succeding commander-in-che-if "Michael Collins can never be buried, for his spirit will live to guide to achievements his ideals." The present outbreaks in Ireland are explained. .The months of violence have provid-ed excursions for the adventur-ous as well as an outlet for the feelings of men who thought themselves patriotic. They sup-plied a trade and a livelihood for tho3e who were willing to kill for the joy of killing, to invite them-sev- es out for a fight for the love of fighting, to burn and destroy with ho other end than destruction in mind. These per-sons adapt themselves to law and regulation with difficulty. They continue their depredations whereever the chance is offered them or a body of political feel-ings give them a measure of ex-cuse. Such developments have followed not merely civil revolu-tion, but wars betwen nations as well. The unrest which succeed-ed Russia's war with Japan was hardly more than quited before the beginning of the war with Germany. In considering the Irish question now one has to take in consideration this old fact that violence begets violence and that the mere proclamation of a new government does not establish government. There is no reason for one to be pessi-mistic however about the Irish Free State. It is going thru a process common to the exper-ience of the world. It will come into its power just as surely as the life blood of Michael Collins stained the soil of his cherished country. But first it must con-quer the human tendency of the violent to continue violence, then Ireland will be saved and Michael Collins will not have died in vain. Davis Is Now Adjutant General, U. S. A. Robert Courtney Davis, who was adjutant general of the A. E. F has been nominated by President Harding to be adjutant general of the U. S. A. He succeeds MaJ. Gen. P. C. Harris, who retires. MaJ. Gen. Davis was born October 12, 1870, In Pennsylva-nia. He is said to be the youngest general In the army. . General Davis has had a quite va-ried army experience. He was grad-uated from the U. S. Military acad-emy In 1808. He took part tn the Spanish-America- n war, the close of which found him a brigadier general, N. A. He w'aa In the Philippines, 1809-190-1 ; Instructor In U. S. Military academy, 1901-5- ; with the Army of, Cuban Pacification, 1900-9-; aide de: camp to MaJ. Gen. Barry, 1909-1- 1 ; Jutant U. S. Military academy, 1911- -' 12; Inspector and Instructor, Philip-pine scouts, 1914-10- ; duty oftlee of the adjutant General, U. S. A 1917. He arrived In France July SS, 1917, and was made assistant to adjutant general, A. E. F. After serving as assistant and as acting adjutant general he was made adjutant general, A. K. F May 1, 1918. He married Kuby Caro-line Hale of Lancaster, Pa., November 12, 1002. TOWN OFFICIALS OF BING-HAM CANYON Dr. F. E. Straup, President. Boyd J. Barnard, Treasurer. F. W. Quinn, Clerk. Board Members, Boyd J. Bar-nard, Dan Fitzgerald, R. II. Ken-ne- r, J. A. Wright. Town Marshal, W. F. Thomp-son. Night Patrolmen, John Mitch-ell and Thomas Mayne. Water Master, Win Bobbins. Health Officer, II. N. Stand-is- h. Creel Flies to the Rescue of Literature The gentlemen with perpendicu-lar faces, long frock coats, elastlc slded boots, stovepipe hats, black string cravats and an expression like the fror.en essence of concentrated gloom who appear In the cartoons as typifying the spirit of censorship had bent be on their guard. They are about to be hunted to their lairs, the whole tribe of 'em. They are to be trapped, cornered and Impaled upon the stout, shining lance of the Joint Committee for the Pro-motion and Protection of Art and Lit-erature. Wielding the lance, the lit-erary St. George to puncture the pro-hibitive dragon will be George Creel, the chairman of the Joint Committee for the Promotion, etc. Mr. Creel, his friends urge, knows more about how utterly absurd a censorship can be than any other human being. According to the Imposing literary effort which whs Issued as the Initial clarion call to action by the Joint committee, nine sturdy organizations are wrapped up In the projected assault through the medium of the Joint com-mittee. Equity Is there, and so are the American dramatists, the Americas Federation of Musicians, the Authors' league, the Motion Picture Directors SFsociation, t lie printing trades unions and the Screen Writers' guild. Anion-the- m the nine propose to smash the censorship Idea so completely that It wH' need a vacuum cleaner to remove the remains. Mr. Creel says In his Initial communique: "It Is only a question of time alien every product of the creative Instinct will be called upon to run e grntlet of bHdles." "Take anej those 'leoUles," Is Mr. Creel's wotto. P.uEkoiry ii uu bit taut Uam been practiced by the women of all races for more than 6,000 years. It probably was developed to Its highest degree by the American Indians, who made their baskets not only to meet the demands of utility long before pottery came Into vogue, but wove into them wonderful legends and mythical tales symbolical of the tribal lore. A Word to thet ! Borrower X f I rower of this X xl I paper, don't you i T think It is an In- - J X justice to the man who is X $ paying for it ? lie may be looking for it at this very J m. moment. Makeltaveg X ular visitor to your home. T The subscription price la T I an Investment that will X repay you well. ' Z f ! FOUND LOST RING IN ASHES Oii Prospector Used Knowledge He Gained While Seeking Cold In South Dakota. WeriHtchee, Wash. For fifteen years Jack Dow panned gold In South Dskota. He prospered, l.ust Febru-ary Mrs. Dow lost her $".(H) diamond ring and all search for It whs of ne avail. Then Jack decided the ling had mih lost while Mrs. Jack was empty-ing the ashes. He got his old panning putrit srid sifted the ashes m he would fVr gold. Sure enough, the ring wsf there. |