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Show ! DID YOU KNOW? . . f That;the new Gymnasium for perfield will be a magnificeift stiticv ' tufe, it ha been said. ' i Thai spending thirty dollars to go . twenty-five, is poor business, even ' . if it is only to satisfy a grudge. . . . ; . j v burn haired lads o tie camp. " That when they start to get married we are going to give them a year' subscription to the PRESS-BULLETIN. . , - i ; . . That giving party sometimes means more than really having a few lad. ' friends present. ' That with the school election over, the people of the camp can now settle back and wait for the much ' heeded improvements.', - That no ' new' improvements ' were promised to Bingham Canyon, probably prob-ably because there were no mon promises in stock.' ; carry as fine a line of Christmas articles as do the merchants of Salt Lake City. ' , That we are strong for Salt Lake merchants, but much stronger for - those of Bingham Canyon. - i That Bingham Canyon prices and . Salt Lake prices compare quite favorably. fav-orably. . That some people are like a car we saw passing the other day. It was a little old,' wornout relic with a huge, motor-driven horn. ' That we are wondering how many people joined our Chamber of Commerce. Com-merce. That if you read the ads in the Press-Bulletin everyone derives a profit. That a Bingham Canyon merchant told us he was not going to advertise, adver-tise, during .the Christmas holiday season. -.- That we feel sorry for this merchant, but wish him well. That a merchant who advertises his . wares is not ashamed of a single ' commodity he has for sale. That the merchant who does not advertise ad-vertise must be but why go further? fur-ther? That the readers of the Bingham Canyon Can-yon papers fully realize who is advertising; ad-vertising; his wares, and it is to be hoped that they act accordingly. ; ' j.,-S-'" That all nationally known articles became be-came nationally.known through advertising. ad-vertising. - H That this is the season of the year i when flies are breeding disease. That a few precautions, at this time, may save a few deaths next year. That the play, grounds was built by' the citizens of the camp for the purpose pur-pose of giving the childen of Bing- ham Canyon a place to play. That the play ground should at ail times be accessible to the children of , the camp free of charge. That before we close this column for the week, we would like it known ,' that we are very fond of the au- That we stilt maintain that the aabura haired lads of the camp are in a 1 class by themselves. ' That a brand new auburn-haired chap came to us and. wanted to know ,' whether we were referring to him. - -.;,. - , " , Thathe confided to us that he had done nothing' warrant publicity, although he admitted he thought he might get married to a Bingham . Canyon lassie in the near future That another of the auburn haired lads felt that if his lady love was willing to try double harness, well, so was he. That the smokeless wonder had the nerve to, smoke in front of his sweetie on Thanksgiving day. i That it was just such exhibitions of nerve that allowed our forefathers to shake off the yoke from the Eng- . lish in 1776. That onions make you strong physically, physic-ally, and weak socially. . t'l! .. . . That, following the paths of least resistance re-sistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. ; , ' That we were asked if .life is worth while. That depends upon the liver. That there is a woman on every dollar. dol-lar. She makes love only to he 1 who winks with system and smiles with service. . That if you won'tr: give yourself a square deal in little things, how tan you expect one from the other fel- low? ; ' ' 'i . , : . '- That only the hen can earn money by laying around. ' That to keep yoiir' feet warm and your head cool, is Ta pretty good rule. "Hot heads" always go with "cold feet." , That it is nowj Exit Thanksgiving; enter Santa ClausI That when all cjse fails, try the Gol-" Gol-" den Rule. "'; ' That another animal that is becoming extinct is thecourtesy of the road. That a foreigner is a fellow that knows all thft verses of "America" by heart. f . . That transcontinental tourists are jiist about "out" when the west begins, "Out Where the West Begins." That the. time-to keep your mouth shut is when the barber is deftly scraping the azor right over your Adam's apple. Good thing women don't shave there! j That they say 'girls always look like their fathers."' Some of them smoke like them too! ,', . That since election, Dan has been sort of a minus quantity. " ' ' ' That if you want to put things over, don't start by putting them off. - That a' knocker is usually a failure who doesn't "keep his envy and jealousy jeal-ousy to himself. That if Bingham Canyon is good enough to iiake your money in, it is good enoflgh to spend it in. That.it is to be hoped that the people peo-ple of the cafnp let their conscience . guide them to - Bingham Canyon stores while! making their Christmas Christ-mas purchases. , That BinghatA Canyon merchants i ':. i '. - |