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Show I .I ' ' .II..III I VISITS WITH I 4lfflGLEBr Fooled Hla Wlfa. "Illngi wont down to the club the other night nnd got a due bun on," Aiqm N confided Hanson j A at the dinner la- Bfl to this HH thing HdH know, thla jKH time there was an WBmEw9&v, '( schoolmato of fJTS?rOf, bis here from wr'''Jjr J! somewhere or oth- sk cr aid tii?y i,r- f Vfcs J ceeded to get Mr If 4i I morning, lllnga LHf wf n happened to re- Hi lil AA ,llcmuer ,,,ut 'le fjHV ,'j Bm had a home1 He IjH J-YS HV exenaod lilmsell 'm di&r Htl(' B,ar,e1 ,lial Jiirmfflt waJ' After consld llBr , jft orublo engineer Illr ,si'9 Inn, he wobbled In V.U y ftflie to lne 8,a,l" ano JT Jfc by sheer gooc! 'U& 1"rl Hot aboare " . Cjtjk ,,U! rlRllt ,raln 0 gjBgjPj. coursu the trait Pfgd men knew hlic Qt nnd the) saw to h A I hat he was m $m off at his liotni Htnllon 'It was pitch claik and raining .- After a fall or i two Kings began WJ to get Jarred up "'(J,' enough so that he i J knciw a fow things, ' even If he might not bu considered smart In his In ebrlated condition "It Is mild," continued Hanson, drj-1, drj-1, "that on can't kill a dumkeii man, nnd that If ho knows anthlng at all hu will approach his own house with lea i and trembling lest be nwnken bis sleeping wife Hlugs was not killed but there was still that other Rubicon thing to cross He ciept softly up thn xieps nnd pra.ved that tho dog might not bark. Then he hoped that the door would open without that giatlng iioisn sometimes attendant upon Its swinging Once Inside, he sidestepped all the chairs, managed to get his coat and hat where they belonged nnd advanced cautiously upon the creaking creak-ing stair. 'Oloryl It didn't creak! "Ho slipped softly Into his room nnd his wife was still asleep. With great precision, be undressed, nnd feeling his way along the bed, rolled tn with -the lightest possible jar. "Horrors! Just as ho touched the feathers, his wife turned over and throwing her unit nbout his neck, half-dreamily half-dreamily lisped: '"Is that ou, Flelo?' , "And Kings had Just sense enough to growl softly like Kldo, and lick her band! 'Then she turned over nnd went to tleepl" o o o Silvers of Thought. I.lttlo Willie didn't understand the (imitation: "Hnnds Aciosh tbe Sen" If there hud been a leltei "t" on tho word "sen," Willie would have known, all right! v i a A Tennessee girl of the iiamo of Wnlker ninnies a mini of tbe name of Foot. It Is not presumptuous to as 6ii me that the children will be gieat pedestrians to -ft it Hpeaklng of hearts of gold nie thrtu not too many golden hearts In this commercial ago7 II stilkes mo that just n plain, true blood nnd Mesh heart Is nbout tbe best ever 1 t A Kansas beau Is kicking because he can't Induce his lad love to let him copyright her klsneit Why don't ho cop) right tho girl. Instead' Any preacher will do It for $5 Ci i ir A Now York newspaper wants to know If we envy tho Tennoimeo man and wife who lived together -0 ),irs nnd never spoko but once No, wo don't envj 'em, but we would like to know what they said that once' rt H ft The Bnow-full stoij from Montana which declares live feet of 'tho beautiful" beau-tiful" covered tho October ground, makes mo think (but tbe Chefu liar must have been icluriiliig fioni his summer vacation on the train tbnt was blockaded, o o o Not Satisfying. Th l.t-ndrr rdllcr lina perunnl vara-fully vara-fully an urtl(l mi "How to Carve a TlmiikKlvlnK Torlcf) " but waa aadly dlaappoliilril to Una lliat It navo nn hint of bow to Kt I Hie lurke) We don't be-lleve be-lleve tbe writer of thla article knew what he waa talklnx iittit. ami If mmr nno will furnlali thn turke) we will. In tho In-Irirat In-Irirat of ai lence, iimlertukn to -xpone lilm to the world - Van Alitjno iTcx I Leader. o o o Political Note If uur "Imtmlll neeila look I an after W. O, Plniper la our man Until phone -.Illmkh-y (Nrb) Htar. iVH-irvxYYvJ&s0jua4 |