Show P WHERE THEY GOT DONE among the gambling 1 stories that the late pat used to te tell n in hla his art shop said a new york reporter was one about a ja jackpot cipot A beautiful young bride the story ran entered a corner grocery ore morning and said aalde have you any jackpots mr air sands wo no maam sands answered and ana bo be hid bid a smile behind hla his hand bond got teapots and coffee pots pota but jackpots I 1 dont stock oh dearl said the bride A frown wrinkled her smooth and beautiful brow im so BO corryl you see mr sands my any husbands mother used to cook for him and nearly every night he be talks in hla his sleep ab about 0 u t a jackpot sol thought id get one for since he be mentions it so BO often he be must be used toil to it foille con id you yell tell me ine nir mr sands sanda what cliot they cook in jackpots j greens iiii was the quick anwer adages few F ew application its a tail fact sighed the impoverished dished horse dealer as the cruel wind blew his cotton trousers against hla his thinning limbs its a tact fact that my business la Is getting worse and worse woree theres no ino demand for any more if people get hold bold of money now they buy automobiles automobile and let their horses go yes yea commented a grizzled old bookworm and how bow vividly the present state of the horse market so BO disheartening to bouis you Is explained explain edby by the adage money makes the mare go trouble in the constellations constellation why asked sagittarius to la aldo aide baran such euch a mad baet wag there was waa no response well said ald Capri cornils after a painful pause ill be ba the goat why to la not be because he cant be sirius answered sagittarius A vagrant meteor tumbled but there was no other manifestation of applause GREAT ua 7 friend was his ls college education 0 of f advantage to him proud dad dadaou you pet bet lie he got a job as a motorman almost immediately headed off it she ha puts puta on a vell veil when she ha goes goc out with you know this it will be ot of no use for you to try to swipe a kiss hiss I 1 oh mani mani mau maue e jack swears that ho he would traverse geas beas just to look into my eyes ethel lie he called on you last night as usual maud not last night ho be telephoned me that it was ns raining too hard very much so 80 visitor my Bly poor man I 1 suppose you have had no elevating influences in your life convict Indi indignantly grantly indeed I 1 havo have maam you ought to have seen how my partner could lift things no use stern patroness do you think a w ife ought to question her husbands wisdom shrewd pensioner sure and it they did few ot of em would evar git ark an answer A proof of competence women could have voted at this election without any trouble about their ballots HOV do you know they could t IletA ec u uBO 0 w women omea are used to folding blankets doubtful approval 0 o to husband Is very ticklish 1 wonder bond or law w he would would like to be cured of 2 oil oh do doctor JV he would be just tickled to d oth A base basa deed waud so the soprano of your church eli choir throw over the bass for or the tenor batelle yes she thought the tenor waa as more inbae high toned an old idea in thesis old times when they ther cut oft off peoples heads the be train ot of events proceeded on one modern idea what was that the block system WAIL OF THE BUT kutcherman CHERMAN BUTCHER MAM steaks steaks all cut and ready to sell ell but nover never a out comes comer into ray my shop oh beef trust rust t la is this well bicle pig feet sausage and pork I 1 chickens and veal and my aty counters untera co ara loaded with theme the anil and some borne of them hem getting but ever yer the hungry throngs throng oo go post past my door and no one ventures ven turoa to step inside and tand stand on my sawdust floor for thousands and thousands have hav n won Tl sooner nooner starve than eat A morsel of esh or fowl till down go BOB the price of meat beet beef b beet f beell bee it iti hee hard rd to collect the bill but oh for tho the touch of a vanla hed trade and the sound of a phone that i 1 I 1 A HOT ON 4 0 jiggs I 1 often have something flash upon my demort memory that I 1 had bad forgotten for years biggs did one of those flashes evet recall that five you borrowed three years ago elusive of happy day dagg make no complaint always where you think they aint sizing them up 1 I notice all the patrons call you yot by a different name remarked tin observing guest yeas monsieur responded chii th french waiter at it win Is in zat tat way I 1 tell ze to tips I 1 may expect how so why it zey shout hey youl I 1 got gel one mckel it zey call me coy boy I 1 get gel a dime and it if zey ony bay gartong Gar cong with ono parisian accent I 1 get est a quarter compact gunner what in the deuce Is that you have hare hanging banging in 16 your den old man guyer why that la Is an eskimo calendar gunner but it only has two days in inett it guyer all right you know the days up there are six months long moro more than a mere idea Il heckle eckle havo illano you any idea as to what became of your dog hecklau Hec klam have 17 I 1 you just bet I 1 have I 1 when pork chops hams shoulders tenderloins tender loins and pigs feet go up five cents a pound and the price ol of sausage changed well ive got more than a mere idea wasted effort stella I 1 was surprised to hearol miss kassars Vasa Vas arg sars engagement to young De Smythe maude why were jou you surprised stella well it la in accord with the eternal fitness of things shii sh speaks three languages ani and he be under stands only one SO UNHAPPY did your new novel have a happy ending scribbler Scribble rNo no unhappy seven publishers turned it down and I 1 burnt it up fetching when rhyllis goes to take the air neath winter abide not only does doea she aha tako take th oil aho takee all byest cause of the trouble bill the japanese dellol Hel lol at the th telephone la Is or ano not nel with the accent on the nay jilt all right now what Is allne busy in japanese I 1 yonkers states man the modern brand smith drown brown Is a great pher jones in indeed deed I 1 smith yes lies tor too philosophical calto to bother stout about Dhilo philosophy sophy now willie knows little willie an a auction pat pa pa an auction my son la is at fot forbidding place |