Show 1 I YOUNG LOVE AT Al' THE GROCERY STORE STORE The following S' account of a newly- newly marrie society t society young woman placing her first order with a a. grocer has s been sent seit to the Oregonian The incident I Is ad Ba sa d to have happened In Portland n vever the story will interest man many young young- young wom woman n. n wherever it happened The rhe young wife was greeted by the obsequious grocer with a request to know what he could have the pleasure I of oI serving her with and she proceeded to place her first order as follows I Pt Ph Please ji sen send me up ur five pounds of oZ p paralyzed sugar for tor frosting Anything else Yes se send d me three cans of ot condemned condemned condemned con con- milk Y Ytm m. m What else I 1 want some salt if it you have any is fresh You must be sure ure that that It is lEI nice and fresh tresh I 1 I have some perfectly fresh just Just came came in hi this morning Do you wan want anything else mum I have some very fine tIne horseradish No I thank you I do not care for any We do not keep a hor horte Port t I Port Portland I land OregonIan |