Show I u tow Row to 10 Write J 3 Valentines Valentine's day Is upon us and we must all sally out and buy something to I send nd to we truly love Jove Valentines made by ones one's own self are most appreciated We Ye Weare are not all artists but it it Is s easy to draw draw a heart and paint I it red and that that te it the tho main requisite in ina a valentine Send Sod d down wn to tho butchers butcher's and ask him to send you ou a dozen half assorted assorted as AS- sorted beef bet hearts Ta Take Tak the ono oro you I fancy fancy- most and put It t down on n paper and draw draw the tho outline T n yU you can feel I quite quie certain that your hert is' is mathematically mathe mathe- corr correct ct even If it it It pretty Besides this you will wili wI have left lef quite a nice tidbit for the chafing dish Be Bo sure and write a bit of dainty verse either on the heart or beneath it The verse depends entirely on what the young womans woman's name Is These verses are readily constructed Put a lot of words In a hat and shu shuffle them well wel and then draw them out one at a time and you will wl be surprised what what- a beautiful rhyme will wi result resul You may think this Is an odd way to produce p poetry but fit you will wi be the more surprised etry when I Itell Itel Itell tell tel you that a all I maga magazine ine poetry I JE Jr manufactured manufactured manufactured man man- In this way For Instance suppose the Idol Mol of or your waking and sleeping hours hours' Is a lovely your y young oung thing named Jeanette Jeanete As an ex I put puta a couple of thousand words into a a hat and drew out enough to make a a. verse with wih this result 0 O. O dear Jeanette Jeanete ah never yet et Have Hav I ceased to think of you yu O 0 pray be mine neeY my th valentine 12 t And make f tha eyes that's goo You must be sure to have phrases In your verse about abut your loved ones one's eyes ec I I a arid add d heir hair an and ana things like that Suppose I her Mr hair hall is js of or a a- a adeep deep flushing golden Then fe ring Iri in something om like lIke this Iye lye said sail Id Id never never wed for gold But ah sweetheart Im I'm Im growing bold Theres There's something golden I declare 1 I love and that's your golden hair hall Now a young man who sent that to a a. girl with auburn tresses would win In a a walk He couldn't lose And its it's Just Justas as easy if your loved ones one's h hair i is black c as night f In the latter e nce case e you could o l send senda a rhyme like lie this 0 O ike unto a a rayen's wing Are the murky tresses of ot which I II sing And Ad the same sam will wI be these dreams of I mine If I you'll o l be e nt not m my valentine I These Thee Specimen copies copie will wi show how how- I easy it Is to manufacture valentine verses If you dont don't want to o bother with witha a hat and nd the shuffling of 2000 2 words around just sit down with wih a pencil enci and fix fx your mind so that it becomes become absolutely absolutely blank blak Then hen scribble as fast as you can The Th result re will wi be blank verse of ot a high order Bo Dc sure and send your lines Inscribed To Fan to alady of ot that name If It it should hould go to Minette or Lucy and your handwriting were recognized It might start star star an ai an era era of or hard feeling |