Show THIS PRINCIPALLY IS Some years yeaTs Ago figo go a a scho schooner ner loa loaded d parlance with rum in temperance tempera but really with very iVery bad whisky tried trier in in vain to land its illicit cargo In Bangor Bangor Ban- Ban Bangor gor Me as the deputies deputies were unusually watchful Finally the the skipper grew desperate and decided on a bold move I He happened to own a small and unused unused un un- un- un used barn in the suburbs That night he caused It to be set on fire and and had ad some of his friends set up a great hullabaloo hul hul- about labout the streets to to th the effect that a terrible conflagration had start start- tart I ed The Th police deputies small boys town to dogs members of Ute the Board of ol Trade secret socie societies ies and and c citizens on foot and in carriages tur turned out and and started for the fire During During- the th excitement excite x it ment the c clever ever liquor dealer ran his sc up to the pier and got her cargo safely housed before the crowd came came back New back New York Tribune Among Among- th the tri t r regulations g lations of the th therm coe rm u 6 e O i bids bids anybody dY re rea a recruit fucet WH ith a cane in hi hand Some weeks ago ago a reservist s so far forgot himself as to enter enter the office offin of a recruiting Sergeant Major carryIng carrying carry carry- ing his walking stick For this h heinous in us offense the unfortunate reservist was w s promptly coui t COult and hd sen sentenced e ced to ten we weeks ks' ks imprisonment for InsubordinatIon ordination A A y young Irish rish priest in his liis first rs ser ser- s ser sermon rmon r- r mon Roman hurch t to a magnificent full gigged ship hip as mis i il It glides over the great at deep buff buff buffeting tin ting every storm DOn DOn- every ever w v vand and tI at g p n fX And wh why does it float r Because it is founded upon a rock New New York Tribune The stockholders iders of t he the now famous apple butter butter mine in Ellis Ellis county are filled with great joy A Pennsylvania professor professor by name name has has discovered discovered dis dis- covered a process by which the excess excess alcohol i in the butter may be abstracted ted and this thi means that the stockholders I will soon be millionaires ba It will be re remembered re re- that the company had haa ceased to work Its mine because It it was discovered discovered discovered dis dis- covered that the apple butter contained more than the 2 per cent of alcohol permitted permitted permitted per per- by the the I Kansas prohibition law the the cider having harden hardened d to an unusual unusual unusual un un- un- un usual degree degI The a apple butter stockholders stockholders stock stock- holders hold rs are are all all- law abiding men and i ii it i to picture th the th satisfaction non tion with which they received the news of c new process Ian Kan Kan- Kan s sas l For thirty y years says the Lon London on chronicle Richard Lilburn who w o has has' just died just died at the age of 82 occupied the editorial chair hair of the oldest Idest existing newspaper in Irel Ireland the nd-the the Belfast News NewsLetter Letter It was first published on Sep Sep- September September Lember 1 I 1737 and aud for Cor many years came came out aut twice a week Nearly a century earlier th the first news sheet saw light in Ireland under the the-jiame of f the Warranted Warranted Warranted War War- ranted Tidings from Ireland It was Issued durin during the tte rebellion in 1641 and was a similar production cUon to the news newssheets newssheets sheets of the civil ll wars But the first Irish newspaper properly sd called was th the lp Dublin Net News Letter published in n 1685 consisting o of ofa a single leaf of small folio size sue printed on both sides in the of a letter each Issue commencing commencing ing ng with the word Sir Su SirNew New New York Tribune |