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Show I THE BULLETIN. RTNCHAM. ITAH f ' Fun for the Whole Family THE PAPERS OF PRIVATE FURKEY Dear Ma Everything is about the same here the weather In camp, especially which has been of two kinds all win-ter bad and worser and anybody who gets drafted this spring Instead of in midwinter like I did is getting a great brake. My feet have taken so much abuse they are unconscious, and don't beleve that stuff about this being a machine war as I have nev-er seen so much walking done in peace or war. From my experience I think I have been drafted in a bunions derby. Nothing makes the boys so sore up hear as when they get a paper "1 and read about all them strikes and walkouts around the coun-try. Every time I here about those guys with nice warm jobs who go home every night to home-cooke- d chow ana yei squawk about the hours and the pay it gives me a pain you know where. Beleve me if I was out of the army and had a job where I could quit every night and not saloot nobody 1 would mow down anybody who tried to sell me the idea I was not get-ting a square dele. Well, I am getting used to spend-ing all my time in a uniform now but it is no cinch after being used to having three soots in different colors, one with patched pockets and one with cuffs on the pants all my life. Gee, ma, it would feel swell to get into a white shirt, striped neck-tie and Sunday soot once in a while. In the army you have to ware the sme soot Sunday you wore all week. I can be transferred to a tank corpse if I want to but I don't know whether I would like it much. The work looks too confining and while I would like to get into a serv-is- s that would be easier on my feet a tank aint my idea of no pleasure kar. A mend 01 mine was in the tanks and he says it is like going to war in a safe. A tank is like a taxi with no springs and with all the upholstering done by a scrap iron man. I guess I would be safer from stray bullets in a tank but I do not think I will sign up unless I thumb a ride and see for myself how it is. Before a soldier joins a tank corpse the least the gov-ernment should do is give him a demonstrayshun. How is the defense program com-ing on back home? I see where some Washington witnesses say the coun-try is short of planes, guns, tanks and everything. As the old gag goes, this is a fine time to tell me, heh, ma? I wish the government wood turn the whole thing over to Henry Ford. He is the father of quantity produck. shun and the mother too, I guess. All you have to give him is a mon-key rench a few nuts and a gen-eral idea what the war needs and he will turn it out so fast that Uncle Sam will not only have enough planes, tanks and guns for 1941 and 1942 but will be giving previews of the 1943 moddells. Do not worry about me as my flew is a bttle better and I am get--; ting used to chilblains. After all I was lucky not to get send with them boys to New Fundlind. Love, Oscar. APPEAL TO REASON Driver, driver, spare that horn! Particularly when You fear eight seconds of delay, Or, at the outside, TEN! Italy seems to have developed to a high point the quick-detachab-general. Add similes: as dull as ice to a visitor hockey from London. LAMENT IN BAD RHYME I do not know the reason, But the fact is When hubby looks at me he Talks of taxes. R. P. Money may be the root of all evil says R. Roelofs Jr., but it is still the main basis of a good defense. SONG FROM THE SIDELINES I'm lost in admiration Of virile folks like these Who leap from snowy mountaintops Upon a pair of skis; Who skate with zest on icy ponds And have a tibia cracked But I'll just stand upon my feet j I like myself intact! j Frances M. Miller. Gene Tunney Is now In service t Pensacola. Speakinj of de-- i fense, nobody ever knew mora about It than Gene. j r Tift Lrardeni GARDENS FOB DEfJ 1HE home gardener hJV X portant place in our 5 of national defense, a V important role than he3 n ing the first World war In the face of these faJin deners are advised to S fJ things: Plan to devote fcl S space to vegetable gardeS--perfec- t plans for the 1941 1 so as to get the greatest J yieid from the available spf In stepping up yield frJ table gardens of limited t major devices should be re'! first, companion croppfo planting of fast-growin- g :f radishes, spinach, and tween rows of slower vegetables like tomatoes I sa'" bage. ,c Second, succession cro-- !' the repeated planting l . crops such as beans, swsc ;r radishes, carrots, beets, t iu U tuce. Moderate-size- , net ings made at regular it' ' during the early part of the will provide a steady sir- "s3t fresh vegetables until the & end. i 4 v BIG T0P By ED WHEELAN ifrvt GOT TO FtND.OTJrT BANGS lTTjlfv! - ANO.TCFr. 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