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Show i v Letters From A Utah Legislator Law Makin'An' Things State Cappitle ' Salt Lake City, Utah, Dere Frends: . Legislators is funny! Here in the House of Repasentatives we've we'-ve got ten Bishops, two counselors counse-lors to Stake Presidents, and a hull slew uv High Councilmen, an' still we've got to hire a man to our prayin' fer us. I'me afeerd we've gone and bunged things up agin fer the County Assessors. We passed a bill to tax honeybees that come in frum other states. Imagin' the fun the assessor is goin to have chasin' down every honeybee to make sure if he's a native Utahn! Nice little job fer a hot afternoon! after-noon! An' then we passed a bill mak-in' mak-in' it illegal for a person to carry car-ry off more than 50 pounds of archaelogikkal specimans at one time. Why, under the terms uv thet act, three fellers cud git together an run off with a university uni-versity perfesser! Legislators is funny! Hopin' yew air the saim. Pete Timothy Youre repasentative frum Hardscrabble Crick. v |