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Show A Student of Humanity. Mrs. Carter and her cook, says tuo Brooklyn Citizen, were discussing the murder which harrowed the dusk? cltiens of the countryside. 'Wlll'dey hang him fer kll.iU of bis wlfo, Miss Cyarther?" "We can't tell yet, Aunt Jinny. Tha court will decide. Of course. If they prove he did It on purpose "Pone it a purpose! Law, Miss Cynrther, In course he kilt his wife a purpose! Honey, ain't I done been married? iKin't I know men' His Excuse. "Earlie why didn't you cut the grass, as 1 told you to?" "I was going to, father, but the truant officers are around looking for tioys who are under 14 who are working, and I was afraid I'd get Into touble."' Precaution. Hotrgi I ra going to St. Teterbsurg tomorrow. Croggs Aren't you afraid of being blomn up there? Docs jh, no, I'm leaving my wife at borne. Johnny's Question. Johnny Williams tad been "bad" again. "Ah me, Johnny!" sighed his Sunday Sun-day school teacher. ,-I am afrall we shall not meet In heaven." "What have you been doin'? asked Johnny wtih a grin. Harper'. Resourceful. One Idea of a resourceful woman if one who eaa etand uer family skeleton skele-ton ia a corner of th iiarlor and ! make folks believe it is brie- brae j CaJtestcn Newt. |