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Show A Golf Story. There's another story of a man who rang the bell at the gates of Paradise and asked Peter if he might go through. "What were you on earth?" asked the saint. "Well," was the response, "during the latter part of my life I didn't do much but play golf." ; "Got a golf ball on you?" "Yes; here's a 'Chancellor.'" ' St. Peter took It and threw It over his shoulder, where it rolled away. For a minute or more he looked critically at the applicant, then shut the gate in his face and locked it. "What's the game?" said the man. "You are no real golfer," said St. Peter. "You don't even know the first rule of golf to keep your eye on the ball and follow through." |