Show I I tiG 4 j TOM SIMS I r S SAYS YS Summers Summer's going to wear out her welcome The honeymoon ends when she learns ho Is human The auto has become the great American hobby horse Men Ien are aro the tho most foolish when they aro are laughing at women I Conversation makes some people think but Its chief use is to keep keel most of us from rom thinking We wc e. e had rather have hac friends than th n look like ke a n. collar coll r ment The worlds world's a a. stage e but most mOlt of oC us aro are in tho audience When a slicker wants to clean cleana a 3 friend he uses a lot of oC soft soap Boap I f Scientists are arc still trying to break the atom Why dont don't they th y talk one Into into falling In tn love lo What hal we e need Is a 3 child labor law to keep them from working their parents to death Sooner or w- w later the tre cat cat cat- who treats her husband like a a. dog dog will III find herself up a n. tree I IA A woman will pay pa a a. quarter quarter for fora a a. fashion magazine yet put only a dime in the tho plate plat at church One cure euro for tor Insomnia is mat mat- mA Dont Don't blame blanto women for smokIng ing Too much kissing has given them the taste for tor tobacco Every man is entitled to life liberty and restraint restrain In tho the pur pur- pursuit pursuit suit of ot happiness By the time wo we 0 gel get engaged to toa toa toa a girl we wo haven't enough money mon y lo to marry her I The Tho blushing June brides bride's are not the only ones onea who should I blush Being lonely jonel Is dangerous Some stranger may como come along and anti marry marr you 0 Copyright ht 1925 TEA XEA EA Service Inc Joe |