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Show A boy in the Wichita schools has been suspended for reading the following essay on "pants:" Pants aro made for men and not men for pants. Women are made for men and not for pants, When a man panta for a woman and a woman pant3 for a man they are a pair of pants. Snch pants don't last. Pants are like molasses, they are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. The man in the moon changes his pants during dur-ing the eclipse, Don't yon go to the pantry for pants, you may be mistaken, lion are often mistaken in pants. Snch mistakes makes breeches cf promise. There has been much discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural. Seems to us when men wear pants they ire plural, and whin they don't wear any pants' it is singular. Men go on a t.'iir in their pants, and its all right.but when the pants go on a tear its all wroag.- Guthrie State Capital. |