lr l- l r W Walter Winchell i r On Broadway I t lOll by D Uy Mirror or Inc J Jm m m m Wm Mountain W Week End The h shadows d w make a lovely light ht I And yee es I I. U like Ilke the Prey pretty vIew What's 1 out of mind Is out of Somebody must mud love you JOU ou The cornfields arc for far checkers And the farms for pawns will The road Is full ull of Somebody must most love Jove you you The trees trec are ruddy glory Against a crystal blue This hIs Is 15 an old old story Some Somebody 1 must love Jove JOU ou But me rue I like a achy city Where Washington Square Is ruddy The mountains sure euro are pretty pretty- J And somebody loves somebody Elspeth w Those Critics Another nifty making the rounds deals with the wag wag who after seeing a new flop show returned to the scene in ii tho the dead of the the- night ht and pasted JaSted on the Ute billboard another sign reading Open Opened d by Mistake t A Form of Criticism The only difference affectionately ly writes Thomas H. H Fleming of Albany N. N Y between a newspaper columnist and a federal weather observer Is that the weather observer has hIlS to bo 85 per cent correct In his predictions or he loses his Job I Poor teller feller Add Smiles Similes Anon no 1 Easy as making a collection for a police pollee captain As close together as twenty minutes to eight As exciting as seeing a strange blonde enter entera a n restaurant with your husband Aint It So And Arthur V. V Watkins of Baltimore comforts the depression victims with Dont worry sorry Something Is bound bound to break like break like a shoestring when youre you're In a hurry Or the sixth and last saucer when company Is coming The Pity PUy of I It Prom From D. D Murray one of the loyal tribe of So your daughter comes home late at nights Yeah She comes in 80 so 50 late that the neighbors have to sleep days so they wont won't miss her l Imagine A Los Angeles millionaire was going gay on his yacht with a blonde star during his wife's holiday In Inthe Inthe inthe the mountains The wile wife returned unexpectedly and sent him word of her arrival She added that she wanted to use the boat over the week The excited husband got rid of his flame name and to tomake tomake tomako make mako sure no tell-tale tell evidence would be on the he boat he threw away everything with a feminine touch Among other womanish things he destroyed was a abit abit abit bit of millinery The wife wile later asked him What In the world ever became of my rite 50 hat