Salt Lake Telegram | 1931-11-12 | Page 9 | "Don't Quote Me-"

rDo lib Dont Quote t UN Me By United Press 0 These words are the ones most molt frequently heard heird by gashing s ton lon correspondents correspondent It Items which never nerr appear in the regular dispatches dist dis dis- t patches and little Intimate pictures o 0 or public characters will win a In this column from time to time appear WASHINGTON Nov 12 When 12 When a aman aman aman man bites bitts a dog its it's no longer news Bat if U President Hoover Hoo were to bite Tin Rin it would be news of if a high order So when Mr Hoovers Hoover's brother in law was arrested sted on a charge of ot illegal possession of liquor in Santa Monica Cal it was big news particularly in inthe the town too where Mr Hoover Hoo lives live Until a late hour of the night newsboys newsboys news news- boys were doing a record business selling papers as fast as they could be run of oft off the preS presses All over the city rang the cry President Pr ident Hoovers Hoover's law brother arrested for tor bootlegging Washington's prize collection of ot cranes Is threatened with dissolution to enable residents of an expensive apartment house across the way to sleep late In the morning The di director director di di- rector of oC the zoo has received complaints complaints com com- plaints from rom a large and very cry formidable for for- new house adjacent to Rock Creek park that a crane or cranes 1 Is or are arc depriving tenants thereof of at their beauty sleep So the zoo di director director dl- dl rector is conducting a still hunt for forthe forthe forthe the guilty early morning warblers and when found they'll be sold down the river Weekly book review Deane B. B Judd of the bureau of standards has written an absorbing and intensely human little document entitled Interpolation of ot the O. O S. S A. A Excitation Data by the Fifth Fifth Dif Difference Dif Dif- ference Oscillatory tory Formula This seven page treatise which ought to tobe tobe be of interest to every C red-blooded red American may be had for 5 cents re remitted remitted re- re to the superintendent of documents documents docu docu- ments Washington D D. D C. C This reviewer gathers that the article arti arti- article cle cleo a highly impressionistic little tour force has lias to do with color excitation and osculation One guess gueS would be that It had to do with the effect of lipstick pigment on the lator Stylistically it is 13 In the best objectIve objective objective ob ob- ob- ob manner of oC the moderns and andIs andis Is effectively Illustrated with a group of graphs and charts char by the author for whom we predict a brilliant literary literary liter liter- ary future Who wore the lipstick and who did the osculating upon which the study seems to be based Is not revealed The author is not one of those all too all too too- common smart aleck writers who kisses and tells The essence of the piece which gives the only subjective touch Inthe in inthe inthe the whole work seems to be contained contained contained con con- in the following Indeed the case of applying this I method is so great that the labor in involved involved In in- is not much greater than that of the graphical method