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Show 26 DIXIE OWL, ST. GEORGE, UTAH The other day Herbert came into Mr. Hafens room complaining about the difficulty he was having in making up his Biography. Never despair, replied Mr. Hafen, Some where beyond the clouds the sun is shining. Yes, answered Herbert, and some where below the sea there is a solid bottom; but that does not help a man when he falls overboard. The other morning at breakfast Brother Gour-ley- s son asked, Father, what do they mean by gentleman farmers? Gentlemen farmers, my son, are farmers who seldom raise anything but their hats. Found, in one of Mr. Hafens English Exam, papers : Henry W. Longfellow was bom in Portland, Maine, while his parents were traveling in Europe. He had many fast friends among whom the fastest were Phoebe and Alice Carey. Have more than you show ; speak less than you know; spend less than you owe. What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Israel Abbot raised his hand. Well, you didnt have to pay for the lightning. Mr. Nicholes in Physics class, Schmile und the vorld schmiles mit you ; laugh und the vorld vill roar; howl und the vorld vill leaf you, undt nefer come back no more; for all of us couldnt been handsome nor all of us vear good clothes, but a schmile vas not exbensive, undt cofers a vorld of woes. Ex. Sorrow deepens a man; hapiness broadens him; but good humor renovates him and sends him singing on his way. Let the howlers howl, And the growlers growl, At the Dixie Owl. Let the critics go it. A loyal few Will still be true, And see us through We know it. |