ii En Reprimanded for Conduct Emlin the Gremlin is not a shady character character dont don't dont get us wrong But there arc are times tunes when his Ius conduct is js not above reproach- reproach such as over o the thc week end It was obviously an action to vindicate himself for Cor a El r thc thc-J miserable showing especially in the Big Eight where he barely escaped with i two right He lost two rather badly and it was a most embarrassing e. e experience During DUling the week end and the days immediately immediately immediately im im- mediately thereafter Emlin has been charged with the thc following misdemeanors 1 Em was seen on the West Vest high football football football foot foot- ball field flailing flailing- the living daylights out of a Panther football player He was belting belt belt- ing the Vest West high hiSh boy boy boy-an an apparently i likable chap chap around around the head with old newspapers and any other weapon he could get bet his hands on Em was heard hear to o re remark re- re mark Ill teach you to betray me Nor No r decision was as rendered in the bra brawL wI 2 The Gremlin was seen disguised as asa asa a South high cheerleader taking copious r notes on the workings of the Cub football team He was recognized and exposed on lied to his inar in- in ar rill r r the spot but he escaped psychopathic patient who sometimes misting g that he was an sets gets ets an aji illusion he is a cheerleader He might be a patient 3 Emlin was arrested for behavior viol unbecoming a prognosticator prognosticator prognosticator cator when it was proved after aftel a blood test that he had been nipping of the nectars of Bacchus He was so full of the stupid juice that the blood testing blood testing apparatus was sterilized immediately on contact He refused to pay his fine insisting that he had certain certain certain tain inalienable rights 4 His most reckless action was uncovered at the Judge Memorial school where he was discovered posing as a painter on the top tory Rory of the old Bulldog school There it was learned that Emlin was planting a time bomb in the Judge locker room in order to rendered He frustrated frustrated frus- frus get even y t for services that were never neer was in his attempts The nit Bitter End We Ve eventually e found a eyed bleary-eyed Emlin EmUn on the the- curbing curbIng curb- curb Ing of a local street trying to end it all He was mumbling something something some some- thing about West Vest and insisted that fate was an unkind thing We Vc escorted him inside and allowed him to dry out Then he handed us his predictions They were astounding He lie had picked West Vest to upend Davis after the Panthers were flattened last week by South You idiot we screamed amed When Mien will you ever learn Any fool can see sec that Davis is is one of the best besL around the state this season and you insist on picking V West st to win You are worse than last year we concluded Emlin emanated an inaudible sound and nearl nearly collapsed under tho the strain He was doused in some cold water and momentarily rev revived cd Then we shoved him toward the door and he attempted to trip an elderly gentleman because he was wearing a red sweater said Em The sweater was actually green and it wasn't a sweater at all but actually a shirt Heres Here's what the fiendish little monster sees this week ne Region Ono Box Elder 20 O Ogden 14 H. 4 Logan 27 South Cache 6 6 North Cache 13 Bear River 6 6 G. Big Ei Eight ht 4 South 28 Provo 6 6 East 11 14 Granite 13 West Vest 14 H Davis 7 Jordan 13 Carbon 6 Region ion Two vo Tooele 20 O Judge 13 Cyprus 19 Wasatch 1 14 Park City 13 Murray 7 Bingham 27 South Summit 0 O. Grantsville 19 North Summit 7 7 Region Three alII and 1 hour Four American Fork 21 1 Pleasant Grove 6 North Sanpete 13 Lehi 6 6 Wasatch academy 14 H Springville 0 O. Spanish Fork 7 B. B Y high 6 I