Show IPira Pirates Concubines ire in Indo China By I Fret red Sparks Chicago 11 u Dally c New cw c Writer SAIGON Indo China Sept 28 Noted on an assignment where warlords pirates and hand grenades grenades gre- gre nades are arc daily dally doings s SI Skull ull and and crossbones I board beard the British owned British owned S. S S. S Lok Sang for a voyage e to Hong Kong I see sec that the rear part pait of the ship ship ship- where second-class second Chinese passengers passengers pas pas- ers seng-ers are herded is is barred off I from the bridge and crews crew's I I I am told Today's political lawlessness law law- lawlessness encourages piracy on the high south China seas Favorite trick Plant a few ew Chinese pas aboard have them mutiny mutiny mutiny mu mu- tiny as a junk filled with pirates pulls alongside If this two-front two attack works liberal looting follows fat-cat fat passengers passengers passengers pas pas- arc are Sometimes the entire ship is steamed off like an ill fated Dutch freighter last year with the captain a captive c on his own bridge Which is the reason for the bars bars and and an armed crew Love o vs Lenin The Indo Chi nese Communist party patty currently in bloody revolt is occasionally as moral as a opposed to Sunday laughing But recently the C. C P. P had to step down on the question question question ques ques- tion of plus girl I It ordered a few warlords working working working work work- ing for the Russian ruble to fire their stable of concubines I i interferes with revolutionary de de- notion The amorous warlords promptly I I opened negotiations with the French proving pro that love lo is stronger than Lenin The party pondered ruled Keep your honey- honey buns Taxi When you sit lt on 01 the cushions cushions cushions cush cush- ions of a cycle here here it it looks like a wheelchair pushed by bya a bicycle you bicycle you might be covering a grenade Its It's a pet hiding place for Communist terrorists who use the the innocent looking cycle-cabbies cycle I to pitch bombs into pro-French pro establishments I The other day I was being cycle- cycle I I pushed around town when soldiers I suddenly blocked the street searched by driver drivel and felt under the cushions Nothing found found but but buta a typical incident in sizzling Sai Sal gon Tills This Ie is a town toun where street side sidewalks are arc lined with sleeping citizens at night the French kill Indo-Chinese Indo Communists inthe inthe in inthe the night time do business with Chinese Communists in the day daytime daytime time Alcohol pickles the brain twice as fast as in the U USA S A thanks to the equatorial humidity Two martinis and I can take on Joe Joo Louis It is easy to get set your headlights gored ored out by a I I water buffalo on a main stem These ungraceful beasts often set get nervous poke at an auto with their heads If a n man says he lie has a hangover hango it might be from rom cognac cognac or or opium Bureaucrats heaven h Because the French are currently breaking in a native Indo Chinese government government govern govern- ment public pay rolls are arc double- double padded If you want a visa to go abroad you must get a French stamp then get et an Indo-Chinese Indo i stamp Entering the country you go o through h two sets of customs And if you want a permit to wear artillery very useful piece of wardrobe here you must argue with two police pollee departments Ele 1 Tropical Animal Corner Elephants Elephants Ele Ele- The French use them to to patrol the Chinese border against I Communist raiders Tigers They often digest citizens just a few hours from Saigon and provide the main sporting interest for ex-em- ex Bai Dal Oai Fighting fish A rough breed twice the size of oC a goldfish they arc are trained to consume consume consume con con- sume their fellows struggle lc to the death eath inside a well-lighted well bowl howl as scores cheer Chinese Judo version version ver vcr sion of a cockfight Horses The smallest and lightest racetrack horses in m this world compete at th the Saigon track A curious blend they v arc are sized pony-sized and ridden by jock- jock ics les seldom more than pounds Cockroaches They J big big- bigas as match boxes Ants Sit 5 on an army of or red ones and nr V ing ing- else elso will do but to send clothes clothe to the laundry and Sl ize your body j C |