Show Police Court What a wondrously moral burg What singularly otrict Saints vo are I The day after the glorious celebration of Independence Inde-pendence Day there was only one drunk in the Police Courtand all the saloons S running with doors open and flags floating float-ing in the patriotic drafts of JEolus He the drunk not the god of winds got 10 that is he will have tt work ten days on the streets tide being all a mans day work on the streets appears to amount to although some get 250 Lizz Hull what a poetical frizzed and fizzed name was up on a charge of keeping a disorderly house The house could not keep itself 50 though it is on the apostolic Franklin street between Fifth and Sixth Hence it took Lizz possibly another an-other Eliza to maintain it from crumbling into ruinous atoms Judge Dee thought that the city was entitled to 99 because she would not give the sacred precincts up for the holding of Salvation Army gatherings or Endowment Endow-ment House ceremonies James Burns by no means a poet nor an apostle wanted to have his sideburns side-burns removed at the tonsorial pailors of Harry Smith on lower Fifth street Harry was deeply engaged in reading the RIGS I latest issue of the Womans Exponent Hums got impatient He took a razor to I shave himself in chaste privacy Harry lls dont do shaving however in that way He hud Burns arrested so as to have him hauled over the coals Burns wanted a i jury trial to show his innocence of ill intent claiming ho purposed to return et or tho barbarous blade Today was set for his examination which will be a close shave for Burns I |