Show Gang members have designs on campus o Connie S. S Burrup Columnist for the safety of new and returning students students students stu stu- stu- stu C Concern dents has prompted campus officials to take ahard a ahard ahard hard look at what is being perceived as Campus Gang Attire Fearful that combined clothing and accessories accessories accessories may motivate certain campus groups to harass or shun a less prestigious dub club the administration has secretly ordained a select group of model students to act as a special al forces unit to prevent accessorized gang association Several of the more prestigious gangs seem to be betaking betaking betaking taking over the campus and have used intimidation intimidation intimidation tion to force the less fortunate groups to cower on the perimeters of the quad and sit in outside desks at classroom edges Their gang emblems are varied but consist mainly of a a a. small white label sewn zipper mid-zipper fly on the front of f pants that reek of foreign made the verbiage spells out goods Examined closely Jar Bow in a foreign dialect Some of these gang members embers flash secret messages utilizing imprinted shirts that boldly advertise their communication code bleu system Other shirts taunt those not in the know by demanding that they Guess the correct gang af af- The quicksilver club is also quite prevalent and has been seen making headway at A J o. o 1 Z r J t A.- A. even the middle school level leather footwear of a type boot-type nature nature nature na na- na- na ture is necessary for these people A leather loop hidden near the Achilles tendon area is a secret handle of some kind It is assumed that these particular gang members members members mem mem- bers have been preparing for Ar Armageddon by outfitting out out- outfitting fitting themselves in brown leather bomber jackets Members of these specific affiliates have threatened the very existence of what was once the major grand force on the Campus the Union Dudes Their asso association atlon is signified by the construction construction construction con con- trade baseball hats they wear They also and T sport basic levis in different shades The macho power of this group has not faded although al although although al- al though the numbers are fewer than they once were on the campus This group sticks together and shuns any kind of harassment by merely staring down the sissies There seems to be a light peppering of nonconformist nonconformist nonconformist non con groups who advertise their gang colors by wearing all white uniforms shoes and stockings The Cosmo crowd utilizes strange hair coloring effects to enhance their style multiple-style They are identified identified identified iden iden- through their use of spandex fish net stockings and lace trimmed tights A recent resurgence of the Polyester Crips Craps has been noticed These students have an underground network system and can be easily identified by their choice of polyester slacks colored blouses and sent sen- sen I Of I. I X t 1 sible filled down-filled quilted jackets Many or of them mem wear running shoes for non-jogging non purposes Early intervention is an important aspect to keep students involved in healthy CAB activities Through Trough a series of lectures and piano concerts the secret gang squad will try to keep gang members from congregating on the quad and in the school cafeteria Suspension will be considered for extreme cases of militancy such as the crowd Parents and students should be aware of the increasing chance for campus unrest if the gang accessorizing continues of CAB members recommend the purchase sweatshirts from the school bookstore a traditional non-traditional student ensemble Faculty and administrative staff members should use caution in how they dress dres Business suits and Dress for Success outfits are serious targets for derision Travel only in pairs on the quad 1 is considering considering considering con con- It has been rumored that the administration stringent penalties for those who fail to obey the rules Penalties increase for subsequent violations Those penalties can include a referral to a student dal campus force unit where the offending denim MAC will be issued MART K-MART Dockers BIF overalls or just used as a uniform behavior behavior behavior be be- These patrol units are currently observing snickering snickerIng snickering snicker snicker- to on anyone seen havior waiting pounce of rival or specified CAB ing at the apparel gangs members r F 1 |