Show k Mirror Mirror L o i. i Or Throw c. c C v-r v r i.- i. f 1 i e v v 1 P M u ua T Tt Away 1 If c. c a p M i l M Mo t P Pt That o t Yh h hy cV- cV if Jf 1 hi m y y L' L Camera 7 k Two vo years have come and gone and I look in the mirror and what do I see Not intelligence Im I'm supposed to have gained not a single plus wait I take t that at back I have enlar enlarged ed Ive I've put on weight Apparently these two years have found my major form of exercise to be page turning and head scratching The inevitable has occurred my weight has exceeded my IQ score The sands of time have shifted downward and now I waddle to classes with more I dignity-I guess This sad state of affairs didn't slap me so hard in the face until my wonderful speech teacher decided we had to be video taped I sat there with my A paper- paper devastated How could anyone force someone to watch such a humiliating scene To think I appear that way to others makes a person want to take up anew a anew anew new worm species perhaps so I can hide underground t Big is Beautiful Fat people are happy people All seem to be cliches with very little weight to my depressed soul What's even more surprising is now that Ive I've graduated two years and twenty pounds latter the school is going to award me How did they choose to do it Well lets let's see first there is the Awards Banquet then the Deans Dean's s Reception and finally a graduation luncheon I will be lucky to make it out of here under two hundred pounds LOVEI LOVE 1 I MOM P PS S Maybe the U. U has a Suma wrestling team and I could get a scholarship |