| Show s On Your S i Mark Mar k G Get et t y HI I Set For i Aggression f C Cookies 00 ke les or J By Rob Kjar Managing Editor Looking king fo for a recipe these days is no easy task There ar are reci recipes for foran an elderly person a hyperactive child or a foreign visitor There Ther are salt no-salt recipes sugar sugar no-sugar recipes no-fuss no recipes recipes-it all makes no sense So today is a aday aday aday day of self expression through a dandy r recipe ipe Aggression Cooki Cookies Aggression Cookies t 2 11 11 c. c brown broWl sugar 2 11 c. c butt butter r or margerine f t- t 3 c. c oatmeal uncooked r c 1 i 2 11 ll IJ c. c flour i 1 11 t. t baking soda S D Dont Don't nt get the idea that these are are the basic oatmeal cookies they're not Oatmeal cookies are those timid things that you see on television commer commer- on mer L r B Begin gin by jy dressing essing up in some me grubby clothes and some very fast sneakers Spring into int the kitchen and hold the stance Youre You're the boss Zip over to the cupboard rd and fling it open so that the knob makes a hole in the wall Reach in with one arm and sweep through everything until youve you've found the oatmeal Strangle that fella in the powdered wig and blue knickers and let him lie on the counter Leap a around the e room yen yelling g Kick ck the o other ingredients off th their lr shelves until youve you've got got- gotthem them all aU under your your feet Way to togo go champ now youre you're r respected in your kitchen Get a big bowl out from underfoot and set it on the counter It seems to glare at you You dont don't have to take that from a flipping bowl Chuck it against the wall That's better Throw the ingredients the into this reformed bowl Take your paws and them into the grains that were once that in the knickers Mix it up until all the lumps are gone Hes He's creamed very fine Jab two fingers into the dough Extract a portion and roll it in into o a small ball Put the balls in a line on an cookie can be fun Just imagine that youre you're a World Word War I flying g ace and with each swoop youre you're pelting everything in your path You may want to stand on one side of your kitchen and fling the dough across the room onto the pan But dont don't get carried away this can be very time consuming Before putting them in the oven you need to flatten the cookies slightly with a for fork Cook the life out of them for 10 to 12 minutes in a degree oven Let them cool then dump them onto your floor in a mountainous pile Climb on top hold holdup holdup holdup up your chin flex both arms and chuckle to yourself You have just made Aggression Cookies and lived to tell about it |
