Show What Kind Of Students Go To by What kind of students attend A very scientific study was done recently by the cafeteria regulars and their findings are notable On the top of the list of course is the Serious Student Instead of carrying around a backpack ck they carry a man-made man look leather-look case with a aGibson's aGibson's aGibson's Gibsons Gibson's price tag half rubbed off Inside one will find 18 different new pencils with little erasers on the top a Mart K-Mart pocket calculator college ruled notebook paper divided into 6 different colored colore portfolios and six textbooks all with witha a typed name label on the cover They never purchase lun lunch 11 at the cafeteria They always bring their own consisting of the same tuna salad sandwich carton of milk and a banana Next everyone's favorite the High Fashion Chick on Campus No matter the weather shell she'll be in high heels She always has a matching handbag fingernail polish belt lipstick and of course earrings She doesn't bother with bo books ks and things her presence is js eno enough gh Of course she walks by the cafeteria but never eats How could she She probably never ever eats How else could she explain wearing a smaller size of pants than the average year eight Next is the to nature nut who drives everyone crazy with his refusal to eat junk food He always wears a headband and matching sports socks His degradable bio-degradable backpack is filled with yogurt covered wheat germ raisins a bed roll a few books and a recyclable pen A favorite at is the old hippie from the sixties He has long hair levi bottoms bell-bottoms with a flower and a peace sign embroidered ered on his back pocket He wears sandals ev even n in the winter and usually has a favorite T-shirt T with words on it like cool or peace or whatever He doesn't eat in the cafeteria but he does meditate Its It's easy to spot the returning housewife Instead of a pack back-pack or case she carries her books in a diaper bag Amo Among g the things one will find in it is a box of crayons a Jabba the Hut portfolio and a the Wicket lunch box with ABC soup in the thermos |