Show Seasoned Greetings by Ah dear readers you made it back Well do did I J. J And because you came back I have decided to treat you or torture you to more of my useless useless useless use use- less While you were away enjoying yourselves I have been slaving night and day coming up with new ideas to tantalize the censors Having stuck to it so faithfully it is only natural that sooner or later I would create a masterpiece So far it hasn't happened but I keep hoping However I did manage to write a slanderous slander slander- ous bunch of something that is soon to be released as a book That is as soon as I can find someone mentally deranged enough to publish it In the mean time the Points West staff har har has kindly consented to print it in cereal form You probably think cereal is misspelled but it isn't I spilled oatmeal on the page When I showed my little gem to m my attorney I mentioned that maybe it was time to use my r real al name After reading it however he suggested that I continue using a pseudonym that's a fancy way of saying alias He says being paranoid is a good cover for me I It twill will help me stay out of jail if someone doesn't like my story Anyway next week you get your first taste of this wonderful little novelette The f first installment would have been longer but Ive I've wasted too much space on this introduction So savor the flavor or use it to start a fire there is more to come |