San Juan Record | 1934-07-26 | Page 2 | Smiles

HAD GRADUATED A golf professional hired by a big departmental store to give golf lessons was approached by two women do you yoa wish to learn to play golf madam 1 he asked one i oh no she said ita my friend who wants to learn I 1 learned yesterday yester It ter day j I 1 the real job two men were chatting in the clubroom this business about beautifying golt golf courses Is a lot of rubbish I 1 said one warmly the question of scenery enter into teok golf at all quite agreed the other but the job la Is to keep ones golf from entering into the scenery c Agri agriculture cultures responsibilities et arent you neglecting the old farm Il laybe a little answered farmer corntassel cut but mister you cant expect a man to run a farm and the government both at once washington star