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Show B of C Edict Limits Sales of 'Burgers Hungry stoogents once bemoaned bemoan-ed the fate of King Hamburger, who throughout the last year, has steadily lost most of his famous girth. Now, to make their misery complete, South's own gestapo, temporarily, at least, put the ban on eatin' between lunches and may even cry "them days is gone fer-ever." fer-ever." It all started when the line of students waiting in the cafeteria kitchen became so long that the office sent in an order for more yellow tardy slips. Then the R 0 T C decided that although mustard went well with khaki, the acquiring of it lost time and therefore tht cadets should do without. Gym teachers worried over the health of their students, deciding that work has taken so many they dare not lost more of the misses. It all added up to an edict from the board of control which limited ye olde hamburger to its stay in the three lunches. |
