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Show An American League umpire named Jack Kerns had a phobia against calling games. No matter how dark it got, Kerns felt that a ball game was nine innings or ; more. One day when Kerns refused to call a game, the pitcher in desperation des-peration huddled with his catcher and whispered, "Listen, you keep the ball in your mitt. I'll wind up and pretend to throw it. You pop it into your glove as though you'd caught it." There were two strikes on the batter. The pitcher went through his motions the catcher popped his mitt. "Strike three and out!" bet lowed Kerns. . i "Strike?" screamed the batter. ;"Why that ball was two feet outside out-side 1" j |