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Show Radio Gags Dick Haymes told this at a recent Christmas benefit. Two cockroaches were talk-in. talk-in. in a barn. The first one was raving about a restaurant he had visited the night before. It was the cleanest restaurant I've ever been in," he said excitedly. ex-citedly. "Absolutely spotless. The tablecloths were pure white not even a grain of salt on them. And the floors! As slick as polished pol-ished marble." Please" interrupted the second sec-ond cockroach. "NOT while I'm eating!" Writer Harry Gronman, who scripts "The Dick Haymes Show" was approached by a comic notorious for sticking everybody. ev-erybody. "Write me a ten-minute routine rou-tine will you?" he asked Harry. "Sure," replied Harry. "How much are you prepared to owe f me for it?" |