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Show Moron U. The enrollment at Moron U is growing every day as more people get behind the wheel of an automobile. And you only have to spend a few hours on our streets and highways to - realize that many will graduate Cum Laude with an engraved Death Certificate. Unfortunately many who do not attend this school become victims of the undergraduates zany pursuit of the course of study. The entrance requirements are not high at Moron U...just have an utter disregard for anyone else on the highway..motorists or pedestrians. You must never signal for a turn or slow down. Drive 40 miles an hour through all school zones... never. dim your lights for approaching traffic...learn to whip into any lane regardless of cars behind or in front...drive with one hand, rest your other arm on the back of the seat...speed signs are for jerks or squares...and cops are a nuisance on the highways because they spoil your fun. We can only hope that when the "Black Angel" delivers the commencement address, she will direct it to the class and not the audience. |
