Show 11 0 our U r scissors C iss and paste column A 4 few feu SMi Ali with newspaper wits S it seem remarkable that america progressed so far before she ever heard of efficiency experts one woman takes more pride in the number of her operations than her husband does in the number of his dollars since you never can be anybody but yourself what right have you to judge anybody but yourself love lov e may be the greatest thing in the world but even great things require the support of lesser things to succeed such trifles for instance as money nothing saddens an ail older person like seeing two young people marry who he be thinks are bound to make a failure and few things irritate him so much as to find out later that they dignity is something that a man puts on after he has lost an argument the difference between a good and a bad doctor is that the former sometimes knows that he does not understand a case and the latter never does A girl with un buckled galoshes galos hes may be in style but she looks more like she is in need og 0 a maid youre as young as your tailor will allow you to be it if you cant be original be natural there is hardly anything so BO original as that tha A good spender may die in poverty in the poor house or in jail but he often die in despair by keeping your mind carefully on your business you will keep others minds off your boiar business did you ever notice how easy it is to dispense cheap sympathy and how hard it is when it costs something be besides sides words anyway weve lived long enough to see calves clad in silk stockings A girl knows she is going to live happy ever after because she can ja look around and find so many of them that are not doing it perhaps the only thing more pathetic than an old woman who makes herself look like a young girl is a young girl who makes herself up like a woman it Is intellectual steam that keeps the worlds wheels revolving A live wire ought to be dead game A woman is never too old or homely not to believe she still has a chance tor for a life romance but a man after thirty generally translates his romantic ideas into terms of dollars A laugh upsets many an argument good humor often is more successful than solemn intelligence |