Show one mans meat is another mans poison and in these days of home grown hooch about drink is poison opportunity may knock once at every mans door but the only way you can account tor for a lazy mans grasping it is that opportunity broke down the door went into his bedroom woke him up and dragged him out th tho expression soul mates has gone out of 0 use and for that matter not many had any use for them anyway love is blind and public spooners ners seem to think everybody else Is if they set up men of straw to knock down most moat men never would be in a fight A new broom sweeps clean but the woman who wields it ought to be given some credits credit his hearers often wish that a born orator never had been born barm if there so many automobiles so many of them thein be stolen when somebody wishes to give you something for nothing always find out ut what it is going to cost you A social climber is a woman who refers frequently company to her maid IN when hen she has a woman come in week to help her with the cleaning there so much difference between man nature and woman nature A girl puts rouge on her cheeks tor for the same reason that a bald headed man is 15 so particular about the way his three or four hairs hair are combed on top the thing that irritates women is that a confirmed bachelor always seems to be proud 0 of it A baby Is a fine addition to the home but it causes a subtraction of the number of its parents visits away from home the main complaint QS 01 erty is its poverty |