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Show , RIDDLES What land would a fred child like best? Lap-land. How far Is It from February to April? A.March of HI days. What is the largest room In the world? The room for improvement. I ' Why Is plum pudding like an ocean 1 Because it trntalns many currants. Who Is the firsl little hoy mentioned by n simrle word in t he history of England? Eng-land? Clin-' I. Why Is nti ni-ship like a school- master's cane? Becans" both make you s,re (soar). What are the three fastest means of sprei.rtin.s news? Telegraph, tel ephone, e-phone, tell a woman. What is I !i.'i t f otn which ynn may take away the whole' and still have some lefl '! The word wholesome. What toti-jtie Is It that froquentlv hurts nnd grlf.es you but does not spc;-k a -oid? The tongue of your shoe. |