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Show AN EDITOR'S COMMISSION Not long ago a man came into this office and stopped his paper because j he said it was always printing a lot. J of things about the same people, and J he said he was sick of it. Now when I something goes wrong with the coun- - J try the government appoints a com- I mission to investigate and find out 1 what is the matter, and the first ( thing a commission investigates is . J the man who made the holler, to see j if the holler was a reasonable holler. So we appointed a commission consisting con-sisting of ouraelves to investigate this man. We just followed the man's career ever since we knew him. .The first thing that happened to that man was that he was born, but he had nothing to do with it. However, we mentioned him, although his parents par-ents were entitled to the credit. . . When he was in his early twenties he got married. We mentioned that, including the name of the bride, the - 5 preacher, etc., in fact, we mentioned everything but the preacher's fee, which was not worth mentioning. We never mentioned the fact that he never won any premiums at the county fair, because he never exhibited exhib-ited anything. We never mentioned his name in the list of committees, because lie never attended anything. We never mentioned his name in the ' list of donors, because he never do-nated do-nated as much as a doughnut. We certainly have been treating this man shamefully but we will agree k ' run a nice obituary when the tlnS iconics. Juab County Times. |