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Show TRAGEDIES TOLD IN HEADLINES. "Defeated Candidate Heartily Congratulates Con-gratulates Winner." "Jury Decides Cow Not Jersey; Awards $15 Damages." "Brass Band Starts to Play Tloun' Dog Song' at Wilson Ratification Meeting." "Man With Celluloid Collar Tries to Light Pipe iu High Wind; Collar Total To-tal Loss." "Fashionable Dame Starting on Vacation, Va-cation, Accidentally Takes Servant's Trunk Instead of Her Own." i' "Prominent Citizen Who Was Sure of Clark's Nomination Puts Off Buying Buy-ing Limousine." "Bride at Last Moment Becomes Reactionary; Wedding Postponed." |