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Show EDITORIALS . . . 'PWIFU The PYRAMID Lf-W SNV. Published A Mi. Pleasant, Wail t-i'J? i?Sr-i Thomas G. Judd f -r tv.--" Si Editor and Manager t Jr-r- ?.'J, TS! Jfes-r- ""'-IPSigk '-ji'oieri at the Post Otticc at ."I.tVk.., -loon' Pleasant. Sanpete County 7.; :t;t!). n se.-ond rl.is.-" mat tor. Sg Subscription Pric, S2 50 Per Yecr Friday, July 30, 1948 TOM FOOLERY., t Last week's piece about the oddments of information it c.-,c is apt to discover at the bottom of his "Hold" basket 1 apparently inspired the explorer in Doc Madsen and R. J. Chrisiensen. , ' :. At least that's the way we ve got it iigured out. Mon. -day, Doc slipped us a tired looking newspaper clipping K: vh.ck via; headed "'Poser For Boozers." Tuesday R. j left al the shop a frayed blotter, gift of a pharmaceutical ouiiii, on v.hich was printed an essay entitled, "Life" as j well as ihe prices of obesity, migraine and peptic ulcer .' tablets. "Hold" basket material if we ever saw any. : "Posers for Boozers," and "Life" we're reprinting be- -low- As for the pill prices, you'll have to get them next door POSER FOR BOOZERS ." The police of Georgetown, S. C, posted the following no ice in the hallway of ihe city jail and forthwith it was '. cicJ-o'i up by the town newspaper and broadcast, as follows: '-: : II you ae a married man who absolutely must drink j :o.:?, s.ir: a saloon in your own home. Be the only cus- r .'ji-iei and you won't have to buy a license. Give your wife $2. CD io buy a gallon of whiskey. There are 69 glasses in i7 a ya'ion. Buy your drinks from your wife. j When ;he first gallon is gone your wife will have $8.00 ? ;o in .he bank and 52.00 to start over in the business again. If you live 10 years, continue to buy all your booze i:..u your wile and then die with the "dt's." Your widow 'i!! rv.ve enough to give you a respectable burial, bring up your children, buy a house and lot, marry a decent man end forget all about you- LIFE Man comes into this world without his consent and leaves it against his will. During his stay on earth his iime is spent in one continuous round of contraries and misunderstandings. In his infancy he is an angel; in his boyhood he is a devil; in his manhood he is everything i;oi:i a lizard up. In his duties he is a fool; if he raises a family he is a chump; if he raises a check he is a thief and I Ihe lav raises with him. If he's a poor man he's a j pooi manager and has no sense; if he is rich he is dis-l dis-l honest but considered smart; if he is in politics he is a I gia!:er and a crook; if he is out of politics you can't place r. I him he is an undesirable citizen. If he goes to church : he is a hypocrite; if he stays away from church he is a : f :';-.nci. If he donates to foreign missions he does it for " ' show; if he doesn't he is a tightwad. When he first comes ;-: j into the world everybody wants to kiss him before h :-' j goes out everybody wants to kick him. If he dies young : I . :v:-:c y as a croat future in front of him; if he lives to a " -! r'ro old age he is in the way only living to save funeral ; expenses. k r, A- . Si 1 -V ,XY ' n ? r ! : Save Time and Energy leaves By Ass j In Our Now ST1NS0N FLYING "STATION WAGON" w Here are Some Examples of Charter Trips You can make in this new 4-place plane. All Times rrom Mt. Pleasant: IIASAvrrMT " " o lh3n0min' GRAND JUNCTION - 1 hr. 45 min- ' pnirr " 11 m!B' YELLOWSTONE - 3 his. 30 min. t FHICE - - - 40 min. LOS ANGELES ... 6 hn. Call Ralph Goodrich 47J2 Tor Particulars MT. PLEASANT AIRPORT |