Pleasant Grove Review | 1946-10-18 | Page 2 | Barbs

BARBS . . . by Baukhage Secretary Anderson says we ought to be glad the hogs and cattle are on the ranges putting on more weight even if we aren't. If you read both the Republican and Democratic house organs, you'll be as confused as Alice was when the Red Queen asked her what remained re-mained when you took a dog from a bone. Don't be effusive with dogs, just polite. Too much familiarity may breed resentment, and mud on your front. The Archbishop of Canterbury told his motorcycle escorts that it thrilled him to go through red lights. A good American traffic cop could get a bishop through the eye of a needle.