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Show Illicit Private Fell That Promotion. W as Due. Him Accompanied by a driver, an American major in a motor vehicle ve-hicle was stopped by the sentry on guard at a cross-roads. "Who fines . there?" "One American major, a one-ton one-ton truck of fertilizer, and one buck private." They were allowed to proceed, but at every cross-roads they went through the same formula. After a time the driver asked if they would likely be stopped again. "I guess so," replied the major. "Well, major," said the private, "the next time we are stopped would you mind giving me priority over the fertilizer?" . |