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Show andJM Descriptive A young wife, wishing to announce the birth of her first child to a friend In a distant city, telegraphed: "Isaiah 9: 6." Which passage begins: be-gins: "For unto us a child Is born, unto us a son Is given." Her friend, unfamiliar with the Scriptures, said to her husband : "Margaret evidently has a boy who weighs nine pounds and sis ounces, but why on earth did they name him ruaiah?" Maybe He Wai O. K. At a recent gathering, the nervous young secretary of a church social club was apparently confused by the presence of one or two people of title, and prefaced his opening remarks re-marks with "Ladies, Gentlemen, and others " Debatable Man at Desk Why do yon claim a trombone player Is less of a bore than a pianist? Man in Chair He Is because he doesn't get the chance. He doesn't find a trombone In every home he visits. Brooklyn Daily Eagle. |