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Show Tf 's amazing what you find in a newspaper , 1L b CllilCllllg) . k , t know those who do world that would not back,. , country ski but I know those wno wrnn h p.g. blab 0hrid coming to ? Now I read where Brighton has put up 'a yurt. This is a circular tent made of felt or skins supported with poles. The crosscountry skiers can -enjoy this innovation and will not have to tote their own gear with them. To tell you the truth I had never heard of a yurt before and so I was really interested in it. I don't plan to ever use it since I do not cross country ski but I know those who do ana if they ever go to Brighton they will be able to. What would happen if a whole bunch of crosscountry skiers arrived at the same time and decided to spend the night ? It might get rather cozy, don't you think? , Oh well, whatever will be will be. I read where that good looking hunk Tom Selleck, is so badly pursued when he tries to film scenes for his TV show or for movies that they have had to stop doing them out where people actually are. Guess why ? Because the females have to keep trying to touch him all the time and he can't get anything done. , , . Now all you men who complain about your jobs, read that and weep! Wouldn't that be awful to be so accosted all the time? Talk about sexual harassment in reverse ! I read where Barry Switzer, coach of the Oklahoma Sooners football team said that Washington was the best team they had played and they were definitely better than BYU s team. I find that an interesting comment from someone who has not played BYU so how could he know whether they were better or not? There are some people in this woria ma i wuuiu not Dackri h admit to being wrong, no":' what. Oh, well. We know WhA0 don't we? E ,u All of you know whatanafch fan I am and you'd all be D"'A.. know that I got what I W;3 ' for Christmas -- a BYU sw!k that says Number One andk'b Champions on it. I love it. " From our own news Review, I now take a story, no puppies and kitties waiti'de adoption at the City p0Un(j ,' fails but when we run a picni puppy, the only one that to adopt is that particular one cl' That puppy often is adopts m fast and there are plenty 0ia nice ones available, but noone th any except the one that was -ta paper. Di Next time you wantapup0. call the Animal Control 0ffice"r take a look at what is avaiM you'll find they are all as enteral one in the newspaper. sa There is no- doubt arj0.pc Reading the newspaper can ad-L' words to your vocabulary, p.th whole range of ideas for writer! d leave you laughing for hours is some pretty funny stuff in thf.er Sometimes I hope this cf J0 falls into that category -funnu'h; . ' :'in fe By MARCKLLA WAI.KKK Have you noticed that there have been an awfully lot of funny stories in the newspapers lately ? I was stunned to read the other day that a lady had brought charges against her neighbor's mutt for raping her pedigreed dog. She said the poor animal had gone through great physical and mental distress because the veterinarian had to perform an abortion. The female had just been bred with another purebred dog of the same breed and the very next day this dastardly deed was done by this mongrel. The superior size of the mutt might have produced puppies way too large for the smaller female to deliver, so the abortion was performed. per-formed. The owner had finally decided to withdraw charges because she felt it would be too hard on her little dog to have to appear in court. Well, I should say so! That mongrel pup should have been strung up and punished for doing what comes naturally! Good grief! My sympathies actually are with the poor little pedigreed female, but I cannot believe that with dogs being they way they are, the owner would go so far as to bring up rape charges |