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Show WISE AND OTHERWISE j An ounce of prevention is also worth ' X pound of remorse. 1 1 Breezy conversation is spt to be , ' tinctured wltb the breath of scandal. ' It makes some fellows feel chesty just to think of the medals coming to : j tbem, , . , . v , t Perhaps discretion is the better part J . of valor merely because it can run I faster. . .1 No, Maude dear, it Isn't alwaya pos- J , . slble to keep a secret by putting U J on ice. . i . . ,. . 1 1 Self-respect Is a good asset, but lota 11 of people have more of it than they . j are entitled to. ' Tou can never tell. Charity covcreth i a mulitltude of sins, but some of them : may show through. ...... , .. . If yon doubt that there Is plenty of oom at the top, ask the man who has been there and fallen off. - " Blobbs "Oh, clothes don't riake the man; or the woman, either," Slobbs r-, "Is that why she wears so few?" i ; Churches are always fuller In winter than in summer. It is easier to make a cloak of your religion than a bath- - Ing suit , Muggins "In spite of being so self- satisfied, Puffdup complains tliat the - world Is all wrong. I wonder why." -j Bugging "Probably . because - God ttade it without consulting him." Philadelphia Ledger. . "', . |